(MOANS OF PLEASURE)

BUT TODAY IS LYNN'S DAY,

SOME OF THE STUNTS THEY PULL...
THEY'LL CHAIN YOU TO A CAR THAT'S BEEN CLAMPED.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME,
"LADY SHAPES WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE".

- ISN'T THAT "THUNDERBALL"?
- NO! STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!

ASK YOURSELF TWO QUESTIONS - HOW AND WHY?

COME ON, LIGHTEN UP, YOU STUFFY GIT.

- KAREN, COULD I BEND YOUR EAR FOR A MOMENT?
- OF COURSE.

- THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU'RE SACKED!
- WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HELLO, LYNN.

IT'S TRAGIC TO THINK, ACTUALLY, THAT GIRLS -

- HELLO, MICHAEL.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HE IS AN EX-SNOOKER PLAYER
AND IS AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY.

HERE WE ARE. MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT WHEN WE'RE READY.

- HE LIKES AMERICAN STUFF.
- OH.

DON'T CRUSH THEM, LYNN!

THAT MAY VERY, VERY WELL BE
BECAUSE I'M ON MORPHINE.