- HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, VERY BUSY.
- ALAN, DO YOU WANT AN EGG IN A BAP?
- YES, PLEASE.
LT'S A FLEX OFF A MINI KETTLE.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TAIL.
INDEED, THE LINES ARE OPEN
IF YOU WANT TO COMMENT
THIS IS HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS.
YOU'VE... YOU'VE POPPED OUT AGAIN!
YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.
DAN!
IF YOU LET ME GO, I WILL GIVE YOU
THE STOCKS ARE NOW OPEN
FOR CUSTARD-PIE THROWING.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED NAKED FLAMES ON THE FORECOURT.
- BUT IT'S NOT.
- IT'S NOT.
LOOKING AT THE BIG GIRDLE SECTION?
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?
TOUCH MY THIS.
- IT'S NOT MOVING.
- CALM DOWN! AIR! AIR!
NO, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".
(SINGS ALONG BADLY)
# EX MARIA VIRGINAE, GAUDETE... #
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