- YOU ENJOYED THAT.
- (MACHINE-GUN NOISE)

I JUST DID THE BED. I DIDN'T GO NEAR YOUR DRAWER.

AND THEN I POPPED INTO HI-FI SERIOUS

AND YOU THINK, "GOD, HE'S GOING TO DIE!"
BUT THEN, AT THE LAST MINUTE...

TIME NOW TO HAND OVER TO MINE BREAKFAST HOST
MR DAVID CLIFTON. GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR!

- MORNING.
- ALL RIGHT?

OH, GOD, YEAH.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THEIR PROGRAMMES

THAT'S A FIRST ON "PRAYER WAVE".
NEVER HAD ANYBODY WALK OUT.

- MDF'S BANNED IN AMERICA.
- SO'S THAT.

IT'S AN INVITATION TO MY BAPTISM.

I COULD HOLD IT THERE AND SHOUT
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!"

AND SAYING, "I'M A GIANT WITCH!"

YOU WANT ME TO BE GOOD LITTLE SHUT-UP SONJA? ZIP!

IT'S FAIRLY WELL CONCEALED IN CASUAL CLOTHING,
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME IN MY UNDERPANTS.

- IN OFF THE RED!
- HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?

SO WE WANT TO GIVE OUR SALES FORCE
SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL.