- LION BAR?
- NO, I PREFER FINGERS.

IS THERE A NUMBER?

- YOUR WIFE WAS DRIVING.
- YES.

- NOT KICK MY HEAD IN?
- NO. I THINK WE SHOULD SHAKE HANDS.

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP IN LYNN'S DEAD MUM'S BED.

YOU CAN LEAVE BY THE FIRE ESCAPE,

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

NICE PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THE TV.

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

"SHALL I LET YOU WALK ALL OVER ME?

OH, THERE WAS A CALL FOR YOU. A MR NISHEAD RANG.

- IT'S THE BEHAVIOUR OF A DOSSER.
- A DOSSER?

STEALING A TRAFFIC CONE, PUTTING IT ON MY HEAD,

- WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES GOING?
- IN THE STORAGE ROOM.

GERRY ADAMS LOOKS LIKE A DEPUTY HEADMASTER

A PINT OF LAGER.

AND THEN MAKE A PROGRAMME ABOUT IT.

LT'S GOT THE STRAPS OPTION.