BUT I AM UP AGAINST IT WITH THIS BONDATHON,
SO IF YOU COULD LIMIT YOUR MOURNING...

(BURPS)

OH, NO!

I'VE JUST REALISED.
WE HAVEN'T GOT "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".

"SHOESTRING", "TAGGART",
"SPENDER", "BERGERAC", "MORSE".

- I WANT YOU TO MOVE IN.
- REALLY?

THEY'RE PULPING THE UNSOLD 14,OOO COPIES
OF MY BOOK NEXT THURSDAY

- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

PARTRIDGE. YES, I'LL HOLD.

A CHEEKY CHAPPIE WHO'S STARING INTO THE ABYSS

SHALL I DO IT MORE QUICKLY,
OR SHALL I MAINTAIN THE SAME SPEED?

"..I TOOK DRUGS."

- THESE PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS OF BONO?
- STILL ON THAT?

CLAWS.

- ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE AN OFFER?
- OH, YES, OF COURSE.

HELLO, CAROL, HOW ARE YOU?

PUT THAT IN THE BIN.

I MEAN, I OFTEN LOOK AT THIS
IN THE MORNING AND THINK...