JOIN IN, THEN.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN MY CLASS, ACTUALLY.

- ALL RIGHT, LADS?
- ALL RIGHT, ALAN.

YES, I DO.

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MARRIED.
- AYE.

- IS THERE A WHOOPEE CUSHION IN HERE?
- YES.

IMAGINE THAT, MIKE. DRIVING ACROSS THE STATES
ON ONE OF THEM ROADS - ROUTE 66.

YEAH, VERY FIRM. MINE ARE MORE OR LESS THE SAME,
JUST FRACTIONALLY MORE FLACCID.

PUT THEM IN NAPPIES AND GET THEM TO THROW
EACH OTHER OUT OF A CIRCLE DRAWN WITH CHALK.

- THERE WE GO.
- THANKS VERY MUCH.

- MIKE FROM POLGRAVE, ARE YOU THERE, SIR?
- YOU IGNORANT C..

- HE LOOKS QUITE NICE.
- THE DEVIL CAN TAKE MANY FORMS.

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

LET'S OPEN THE "NIGHTCLUB" TONIGHT, FOLKS,
WITH JO BOXERS.

- I JUST NEED SOME WATER.
- BYE, ALAN.

THANK YOU, PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS.

DON'T WORRY. TRAPPED HER FINGER
IN A DOOR ONCE, SHE SWORE LIKE A DOCKER.