I WAS GOING TO GIVE OUT SOME AWARDS,
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

SORRY. THANK YOU, LOVE. A BIT ODD!

- IS THERE A WHOOPEE CUSHION IN HERE?
- YES.

EXCELLENT. AND THE BAD NEWS?

- RIGHT, YOU BOOK ALONE?
- YEP.

I'M SORRY. WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE MUG.

- I'D HAVE AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER.
- OH, GREAT.

IT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT? IT'S BACKFIRED.

I'LL BE HONEST, LYNN, I'M AT A LOOSE END TODAY.

IT WAS INOPERABLE. I WONDER IF I CAN WALK LIKE THIS.

IT'S SIMPLY... A COCKEREL, I MEAN.
IT'S SIMPLY A WAY OF SAYING IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

ALAN, I WANT YOU BACK ON THE TELLY.

- HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
- YEAH.

..EARTH. IT'S 4.39 A.M.

TESTICULAR. ALWAYS GOT TO CHECK FOR EXTRA LUMPS.

- DO YOU WANT A BEER?
- NO, THANKS.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

AND WE DO THAT IN TWO AREAS -