A BIT LIKE TONY HAYERS.
NOT IN THAT DRAWER.
A FRIED BREAKFAST MAKES AN EXCELLENT APHRODISIAC.
EXCUSE ME.
ARE A MILLION MILES FROM YOUR THOUGHTS
AS YOU NEGOTIATE THE NORFOLK BROADS.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE
OF THE KIND OF SELL-THROUGH VIDEO THAT I MAKE.
AS A MUSTARDESS, IF YOU LIKE,
WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?
- A BOWL OF BREAD THERE.
- WHAT'S THAT FOR?
- COULD I HAVE A SANDWICH, PLEASE?
- YES.
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS?
- ALL RIGHT?
(BUZZER)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING ROUND A SCHOOL?
- OH, YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
- GOOD. SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
THAT'S A RELIEF. YOUR MIND PLAYS TRICKS.
ARE YOU HAIRY, MARY?
- AND THE HOUSE NAMES?
- YES. I'LL CALL IT "EXCALIBUR COTTAGE".
I WAS DRESSED AS AN EXCLAMATION MARK.
- PARTY BAG.
- OH, THANK YOU. BYE BYE.
WOULD HAVE BEEN BURNT AT THE STAKE.
Quite OK Comedy
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