- I'LL BUY A PACKET OF MINTS.
- GREAT.

DID YOU KNOW
THAT THERE ARE NO DUTCH ELMS LEFT IN BRITAIN?

- UNLESS YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER.
- COULD GO SHOPPING.

OR A CHEQUE FOR

- DO YOU WANT ME TO DISCONNECT IT?
- YES.

(GARGLING NOISE)

I WAS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE.

YOU HAVEN'T OPENED THE GATE. WELL DONE.

JUST LIKE THAT.

YOU'D NORMALLY ASSOCIATE
WITH A GOOD-QUALITY STATIC CARAVAN.

- I'M FROM DUBLIN. NOT IN DUBLIN.
- BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU MAKE THEM.

OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.

DON'T WORRY. TRAPPED HER FINGER
IN A DOOR ONCE, SHE SWORE LIKE A DOCKER.

- DO YOU LIKE MINI KIEV'S?
- I LOVE THEM, BUT MY WIFE'S VEGETARIAN.

JUST TO CHECK, THAT WASN'T
THE REAL ENDING TO THE STORY, WAS IT?

ONE DAY I ARRANGED THEM ALL ON THE FLOOR

INSTEAD I'VE GOT A GIANT MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKALIKE
THROWING AN OVEN OVER HAY BALES!

- SHOE COVERS.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LIVE ON A WARD.