LYNN, I RECKON 4O-45 MINUTES. HOW LONG?

YOU DON'T NEED BEAUTY SLEEP. WELL, FORTY WINKS.

BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT FOR ME, LIKE
'CAUSE I WAS IN THE ARMY WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN.

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

(WOMAN CHEER)

# AND HE PAINTED MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTALK CATS AND DOGS

BITTER BASTARDS.

(SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT)
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED.

I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE FOR A BIT.
LEAVE IT ABOUT FIFTEEN...

WITH "THE MAN WITH THE CHILD IN HIS EYES".

SO WHO ARE YOU?

IT'S NOT HARDCORE SUPER SEX.

YEAH.

ALAN, "BOUNCING BACK". I SUSPECT
YOU MEANT IT AS AN IRONIC TITLE, DIDN'T YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMES
TO MAKE? NO, YOU'RE ALL ON THE BBC GRAVY TRAIN!

HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.

A BED OR A BIG CHAIR.

- WE'LL BE HAVING COFFEE NEXT DOOR.
- I'LL SHOW YOU. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WATCH.