OH, ABOUT. SORRY, SOMETIMES IT'S DIFFICULT
TO UNDERSTAND THE GEORDIE...PEOPLE.

I'D LOVE TO FLY A HELICOPTER.
THE WORLD'S GETTING SMALLER.

(80'S STYLE SYNTHESISER MUSIC)

# HIT ME! HIT ME... #
ONLY A FEW MORE NIGHTS IN THE CARAVAN.

- DO YOU WANT ONE, AL?
- NO. I DON'T SMOKE.

- NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.
- I HOPE NOT.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
JUST HAVING A CHINWAG ABOUT CANCER.

ONE HERE FROM SUSAN FROM SPIXWORTH.

IF YOU SEE A FIELD WITH A POND,
WITH A FAMILY HAVING A PICNIC,

FERNANDO, YOU'RE 22 YEARS OLD

THAT WAS NORWICH-BASED SINGER
CHRISTIAN LE VAUX

I'M 47. SHE'S 14 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
BACK OF THE NET!

YOU'VE HIT THE HAZARDS!

I'M GIVING THEM TO ALL LADIES I KNOW
AGED FIFTY AND UNDER.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

ALL I CAN SEE IS A MONKEY
SPINNING TOWARDS THE WATER.

- YOU ASKED FOR A BLACK MARKER PEN.
- OH. THANKS. I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE.

DON'T SHINE THAT TORCH IN MY FACE, MATE.
I'VE JUST LOST A PINT OF BLOOD.