I'D BE DELIGHTED TO DO THE JOB.

- I'VE BEEN UP DRINKING HUMAN BLOOD.
- IS THAT ALL?

HOPING TO CATCH THE REFLECTION IN YOUR EYES?

- FIRST YEAR OVER.
- YEAH.

IT'S NOT A PREREQUISITE
FOR BEING ON THE PROGRAMME.

- LOVELY PHRASE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY MOVING.
- ALAN, IT'S A BOAT VIDEO.

NERYS. SO I KNOW YOUR NAME NOW.

- IS YOUR MOTHER'S MONEY COMING THROUGH?
- YES.

ALTHOUGH MY COUSIN DID ONCE BUY A PIRATED
TWEENIE FROM A COVERED MARKET IN BRUNDALL

HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

- SHOE COVERS.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LIVE ON A WARD.

THE CARS MIGHT SKID ON IT.

A BIG HELICOPTER IN GIANT UNDERPANTS.

"PROGRESS IS TOO LEISURELY TO BE CALLED FAST.

- IT KILL YOU?
- IT'S CHOLESTEROL. SCOTTISH PEOPLE EAT IT.

I HEAR THAT ALL THE UNSOLD COPIES
ARE BEING BUNDLED INTO THE BACK OF A TRUCK

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MARRIED.
- AYE.

GOOD IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME.