GIVE HIM A TWIRL. LET THE DOG SEE THE RABBIT.

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

SO WE MOVED OURSELVES INTO THE MARQUEE,
WHICH WAS LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE...

- THAT'S
- FANCY A PINT LATER ON?

ROLLED ON THE THIGHS OF A VIRGIN.

I'M GONNA HUMP YA.

(MUSIC PLAYS)

ER, SUSAN? THAT'S A NICE SMELL.
IS THAT NEW PERFUME?

I'VE HAD THESE SHORTS SINCE 1982.

- YEAH. GOOD DAYS.
- FLORIDA, EH? WALT DISNEY.

- JUST HAD A BETTER ONE.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?

I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS.
MIND YOU, I HAVE BEEN HERE TEN WEEKS.

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.

- HELLO.
- WHAT PUMP NUMBER?

THEY'VE TAKEN A BIT OF A POUNDING OVER THE YEARS.
IN FACT, CAN YOU GET ME SOME NEW ONES, PLEASE?

OH, SKIBBEREEN!
OH, I USED TO GO THERE AS A LITTLE CHILD.

I BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION.
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK AS AN ANIMAL, LIKE A DOLPHIN.