WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THREE MINUTES?

NOW, THE MAIN THING... THANK YOU.

WHERE'S THE OTHER FELLOW GONE?

ALAN, THE BUILDERS ARE WAITING TO SIGN OFF.

BUT IF YOU DO, YOU CAN KEEP
THE COMPANY WITH A SKELETON STAFF...

A DIGITAL WATCH WITH DENIM STRAP,
A VODKA MINIATURE, A BIC-STYLE RAZOR

GLORY BE!

YOUR BARK TRUNKS SOAKING UP
THE WATER LIKE A SPONGE,

- WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
- THIS IS HUGH MORRIS,

TELL ME ANYTHING WITH THAT SMILE
AND IT WOULD SEEM LIKE CHRISTMAS.

YOU AND GORDON CAN GO AND LAUGH AT DRIZZLE.

THAT'S SUCH A POINTLESS DEATH.

THERE'S A LOAD OF FROSTIES ON YOUR STEP.

"BRITAIN HAS SOME OF THE SAFEST ROADS
IN EUROPE, BUT THIS ISN'T BRITAIN.

THAT'S THE PLURAL.

OK. TWO QUESTIONS. HOW ARE WE GOING TO EAT
AND WHAT FLOOR'S THE RESTAURANT ON?

THANK YOU VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

IT REMINDS ME WHEN WE CAMOUFLAGED OURSELVES
BECAUSE WE WERE DOING JUNGLE EXERCISES...