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THE VERY FACT YOU'RE QUESTIONING MY-MY-MY...
MY GOD.
I WONDERED IF YOU HAD ANY MORE
ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BADGE PACKS?
- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.
YOU'LL LOOK STUPID.
NINE... NINE AND A HALF.
- SONJA, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
- I GO TO COFFEE SHOP.
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.
- HOW MANY BEDROOMS HAS IT GOT?
- FIVE.
YOUR EIGHT GRAND A YEAR...ALL COMES FROM METEOR,
GOOD CALL. MICHAEL! OH, YOU'RE THERE.
ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.
- I'LL SHOOT YOU.
- I'VE GOT A BULLETPROOF BLAZER.
THAT'S YOU AS WELL.
SHOOT ME NOW WITH A MASSIVE GUN!
DO YOU DENY THAT?
ARE A MILLION MILES FROM YOUR THOUGHTS
AS YOU NEGOTIATE THE NORFOLK BROADS.
- YOU HAVEN'T GOT A SPOON?
- THERE'S ONE IN THE BATHROOM.
PROPERLY POLICED. IT MUST NOT,
REPEAT NOT, TURN INTO AN ALL-NIGHT RAVE.
THEY'VE GONE TO LONG STANTON SPICE MUSEUM.