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"KOJAK"!
- AND I'LL SHOW YOU THAT MIRROR THING.
- NO.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO PRISON? DO YOU?
SHALL WE MAKE TRACKS?
FANTASTIC. THAT IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE!
YES.
WITH SOME LIPSTICK ON AND A NICE DRESS,
AND SAID, "HOW DO I LOOK?"
- HER NECK? HER EYES? HER EYELASHES?
- NO. IT'S HER FEET. LOVELY DAINTY FEET.
NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT
IDEA FOR A TELEVISION PROGRAMME
TEN... KING ROAD IN IPSWICH.
OOH, WAI-YAI.
THAT SOUNDS GEORDIE, DOESN'T IT? WAI-YAI.

- WE DON'T WANT A CLOWN, ALAN.
- GOD, NO.
- HE SAID "GOOD MORNING" WITH HIS BACK TO ME.
- HE'S OK.
THIS GUY CANED ME FOR DRAWING A CHALK PENIS
ON MY BACK, WHICH I COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO.
I'LL JUST GO ON UP TO THE CLUB
AND MEET THAT VIDEO WOMAN.
IS NOT SO ENJOYABLE
AS GANDAIF WITH A LONG WHITE BEARD,