THAT WAS A NEGATIVE,
AND RIGHT NOW I NEED TWO POSITIVES.

I'VE NOTHING AGAINST THEM.
IT'S JUST, AS I SEE IT,

ALL THIS WINE NONSENSE!

NO, ALAN, WE WANT TO KEEP IT SIMPLE,
AND THAT'S WHY WE HIRED YOU.

THAT IS EXTRAORDINARY.

THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.

- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU?

YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.

TOOTHLESS SIMPLETONS...

A FEW WEEKS AGO, I WAS DOING
A CORPORATE FOR ALLIED DUNBAR,

IT'S WELL RENDERED. I SHOULD HAVE GOT THEM
TO DO THE HOUSE. BETTER THAN THESE BASTARDS.

PHWOAR! LOOK AT THE LEGS ON THAT.

("GAUDETE" BY STEELEYE SPAN,
SUNG IN LATIN)

- OPTIONAL.
- AS YOU WISH, CERTAINLY.

A GLITTERING YEAR AHEAD.

FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?

TONY HAYERS.

DESPAIR ON THIS VERY BAD DAY?