(IMITATES ACCENT)..PYROTECHNICS.

- JOHNNIE WALKER OR JACK DANIELS?
- NO.

ALL PART OF THE BEREAVEMENT DIVIDEND.

IT SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

- IT'S SUE COOK.
- WHAT DOES SHE WANT?

ABSOLUTELY. THE NORFOLK BROADS OFFERS THE TRUE
PEACE AND TRANQUILLITY OF THE ENGLISH COUNTRYSIDE.

IT'S 11 P.M. TIME FOR "ALAN'S LOVE ASYLUM".

I LOOK AT THE CHANGING SHAPE OF LADIES
THROUGH THE AGES,

HAS YOUR MOTHER'S DEATH JUST HIT YOU?

BUT THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU CAN
SEE FROM...OH, WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?

- YOO-HOO!
- HELLO, LYNN. WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE?

AND YOU'LL BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

EEH! 'APPEN HE THINKS I'M A RIGHT INDECISIVE TIT.

MODERN FLASKS TODAY ARE DIRECTLY LINKED

(BUZZER)

TO LOOK AT YOU, YOU'D THINK
YOU'D SING LIKE AN ANGEL,

AND A COPY OF THE "DAILY EXPRESS".
OOH...IT'S A GOOD PAPER.

A LOT OF BITTERNESS.
YOU END ALMOST EVERY ANECDOTE WITH THE PHRASE,