ALL RIGHT. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE-BYE.

- THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT "M" ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- WHY?

- HAVE YOU SEEN IT, IS IT GOOD?
- "DRIVING MISS DAISY" OR "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS"?

ALAN, THERE'S THAT TEACHER CHAP.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOK OUT,
YOU GET LOTS OF CRITICISM.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP-DANCE FOR YOU?

UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.

SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.

SO WE MOVED OURSELVES INTO THE MARQUEE,
WHICH WAS LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE...

OOH, BIT OF BUSH.

THE TROUBLE IS IT'D BE QUITE DIFFICULT TO SWALLOW

WITH JED. AFTER YOU.

I'M OK. YOUR AIR BAG WENT OFF. WHY DIDN'T MINE?

IT'S LATIN.

(FARTING NOISE)

- IT'S THE BEHAVIOUR OF A DOSSER.
- A DOSSER?

THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.

WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.