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AND A SEGMENT OF LEMON,

AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LASSIE COMES UP,
AND SHE'S HALF THE PRICE OF THE OTHERS,

(KNOCK)

IF YOU'D TAKEN THE TROUBLE
TO WATCH "BOOB OLYMPICS"...

COME IN.

- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- JED MAXWELL.

- DO YOU LIKE MILK?
- NO.

LYNN, WHEN YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT GOING TO SKIBBEREEN AS A CHILD.

- ARE YOU READY FOR THE MEETING?
- YOU'LL BE THERE.

I'D BASICALLY LIKE TO UNDERSTAND
MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN,

- WHO'S HE?
- NIRVANA. BLEW HIS HEAD OFF?

I WAS GOING TO GIVE OUT SOME AWARDS,
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING IN THE LIFT
THAT NO MONEY WOULD CHANGE HANDS.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST, AREN'T YOU?

WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.

HELLO AGAIN. OH, WHAT'S THAT?