- HOLD TIGHT.
- YEAH.

SHE'S PROBABLY UP IN HEAVEN RIGHT NOW
COMPLAINING ABOUT "BROWN PEOPLE".

I WAS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE.

MIKE, I'M JUST GONNA GRAB A DR PEPPER
FROM THE COOLER. STICK IT ON MY TAB.

A COUPLE OF TRAFFIC CONES AND AN OLD MATTRESS.

LYNN, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GETTING A SUBSTITUTE WIFE.

- WHAT?
- SEE, YOU DID IT AGAIN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SACKED!

(SUSAN) DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR CAR.
I'LL GET MICHAEL TO SORT IT OUT FOR YOU.

IT'S BETTER THAN HAVING FICTIONAL LISTENERS.

"FROM ALAN PARTRIDGE."

MIND YOU, THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.

WILL THAT SHOW UP ON MY BILL?

TIE A JACK TO YOU. YOU'D SINK LIKE A STONE.

I'VE BEEN RINGING YOU ALL DAY,
BUT YOUR MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF.

# HE'S THE MAN

ARISE, SIR ALAN OF PARTRIDGESHIRE.

- CHRIS...
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

IT'S JUST A TITLE.