- THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A TREAT.
- THAT WAY.

HELLO.

IT'S LIKE KILROY, BUT WITH TEA,
WAGON WHEELS AND SUE COOK.

LEAVE THAT THERE.

WHERE'S YOUR HOUSE?

- ALISON PARTRIDGE!
- NO. ALAN.

- I BUY A PRESENT FOR ALAN. GUESS WHAT.
- A BEAR DRESSED AS A BEEFEATER.

IF YOU SLICED THAT UP, YOU'D HAVE MOST OF
THE WORK SURFACE FOR A POGGENPOHL KITCHEN.

THANKS FOR DROPPING ME RIGHT IN IT!

SORT OF LEAN ON THE WALL.

IT'S A VIDEO
BY THE WEST COUNTY COMEDIAN JETHRO.

- HOW MANY BEDROOMS HAS IT GOT?
- FIVE.

BIG FANS OF ALL THE IRISH STUFF.

- I DON'T MEAN WITH AN ACTUAL CUP.
- MORE LIKE AN EGG CUP!

- HOW'S THE EDGE?
- THE EDGE IS FINE.

- AND LEAVE IT ON THE SPIKE?
- PULL IT OFF THE SPIKE.

I THINK I MADE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOU
AND YOU'RE PURSUING A VENDETTA,

RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")