GIRLFRIEND'S LEFT ME.

- SPLENDID AND TREMENDOUS.
- IT'S A GIRLS-ONLY NIGHT TONIGHT.

- I DON'T THINK ANECDOTES ARE YOUR FORTE.
- THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

DO YOU DENY THAT?

- WELL, SOMETIMES, AYE.
- REALLY? WHEN?

- WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
- WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ON QUICKSAND.

1.15, "GOLDFINGER".
STRAWBERRY NESQUIK, FISHCAKES.

I'M KIND OF A HOMO-SCEPTIC.

YOU USED THIS PAY CHANNEL.

IN THE BATHROOM,

PEOPLE BOUNCE BACK.
DENNIS HOPPER, ROIF HARRIS... THERE ARE OTHERS.

"OOH, THIS SMELLS OF," I DON'T KNOW, "BASIL".

- GUM?
- YEAH. CHEERS.

AND I MARCHED AROUND SAYING, "FEE, FI, FO, FUM!

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.

- ANYWAY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M A BIT TIRED. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

YOU'RE LISTENING TO "THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

- THE INSIDE.
- THE GIBLETS?