WHEN THEY FOUND HIM,
HE STILL HAD THE REMOTE IN HIS HAND.

IS THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR
YOUR GEORDIE ACCENT ON THE BOARD.

OH, WELL, TERRIBLE REALLY.

BUT I THINK I'M SLIGHTLY CONSTIPATED.

THERE HAVE BEEN MORE COMPLAINTS FROM FARMERS.

I'M STILL DRINKING IT.

HOT TOPIC!

OUT POPS THE VAMPIRE...
COUNT DAVULA OF CLIFTONVANIA.

I THINK THERE'S ANOTHER WORD FOR IT.

- A PIECE OF FRUIT?
- NO, THANKS.

I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE. IT'S JUST CONFUSING.

I THINK THAT'S MY BREATH.

- SHALL WE PUT THE LIGHTS ON?
- NEVER MIND THAT.

- I CAN'T.
- I'LL COME WITH YOU.

I'M GOING TO RING CAROL
AND ASK IF SHE'LL DO THE CORPORATE VIDEO.

GOOD AFTERNOON.
(MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN)

- GET YOURSELF ANOTHER.
- NO CHANCE. BRITISH?

YOUR MISSION.. GO TO CARDIFF, HAVE FULL SEX
WITH A WOMAN, COME BACK ON THE COACH.