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NO, NO. WE WERE DELIGHTED.
(TRAIN SCREECHES)
CHRIS, CAN WE HAVE A CHAT?
AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
- OH, FOR GOOD... WHY NOT?
- SHE'S PLAYING A SHOPLIFTER IN "THE BILL".
THAT'S A HOMOSEXUAL.
- SORRY.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED, ALAN!
AND WE LIVE TOGETHER. WE'RE NOT GAY!
AT LEAST THEY'RE CASH IN HAND.