(HUGH) WHERE DID THAT COW COME FROM?
FARMERS!

AND YOU PRESS A BUTTON,
YOU HEAR ALL THE SLAVES GOING, "WOOOH", LIKE THAT,

RIGHT. I THINK I'LL BE GOING ALONG, YES.

YEAH. IT'S QUIET.

- DONE.
- GREAT.

- OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ACTUALLY...

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.

- YEAH. BYE, ALAN.
- ALSO, ARCHERS.

- I DON'T THINK ANECDOTES ARE YOUR FORTE.
- THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

I'LL HAVE TO MAKE TWO TRIPS. I KEEP DROPPING BITS.

I THINK I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST OF THE BEATLES.

- CAN I SHAKE YOUR HAND AGAIN?
- TAKE A CARD.

IT'S 1 A.M.

IT'S A GOOD JOB YOU WEREN'T HERE
FIVE MINUTES AGO. LISTEN TO THIS.

THERE'S ONE IN THE CHAMBER

- HELLO. MICHAEL.
- AYE AYE, MR PARTRIDGE.

LOOKING AT THE BIG GIRDLE SECTION?

(BUZZER)