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# THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
IS KEEPING ALL MY SECRETS SAFE TONIGHT... #
OH! EXCELLENT.
THE GOOD THING
ABOUT STEPHEN HAWKING IS, HE IS CLEAR.
..ON THE A146 JUST PAST LONDON.
- I'VE GOT A HUNDRED COWS.
- I'VE GOT A HUNDRED AND FOUR FRIENDS.
- YOU'D MAKE A GOOD JAMES BOND.
- REALLY?
IT MUST BE ODD BEING
SURROUNDED BY PHOTOS OF YOURSELF.
I DON'T WANT ALIENS TO SEE THIS FROM SPACE.
IT WILL BE EMBARRASSING.
ALAN'S DEEP BATH,
- YUP.
- SEE MY BROTHER.
IT'S HIS THORAX. HE'LL BE FINE.
RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOU
THAT "BAD SLAGS" BOOK YOU ASKED FOR.
HAS YOUR CAREER GONE OFF THE RAILS?
AND MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT YOU SHOULD LEAVE.
I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.
IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE HOLIDAYING
IN ENGLAND. I'LL DRINK TO THAT. CHEERS!
OH, GOD, NO. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER.
WELL, HER OLDER BROTHER. EITHER WAY IT'S INCEST.
YOU'RE JOINING ME, ALAN PARTRIDGE,