LOOKS LIKE A LADY, BUT REALLY IT'S A MAN.

IT'S GREAT I'M PUTTING SOMETHING BACK.

(VOMITS)

A FRIED BREAKFAST MAKES AN EXCELLENT APHRODISIAC.
EXCUSE ME.

(ALAN) THAT IS THE BEST VALENTINE'S DAY
I'VE HAD IN EIGHT YEARS.

- THAT'S
- FANCY A PINT LATER ON?

LOOK AT YOU. DO YOU GO AROUND
DRAWING PEEPHOLE BRAS ON THE WALL?

THEY REMIND ME OF DEATH.

THEY'D LIKE YOU TO JUDGE
THE VEGETABLE COMPETITION.

HAVE YOUS ALL DONE,
MAYBE LIKE TO ORDER A DESSERT?

IT'S PRECISION ENGINEERING, EH?
LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY, IT'S THE JAPANESE MERCEDES.

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.

- NOTTINGHAM?
- NO.

TO PUT IN LATER.

QUESTION FROM THERE.

WOULD HAVE BEEN BURNT AT THE STAKE.

THAT WAS THE CORRS - THREE LITTLE BIRDS
I THINK WE'D ALL LIKE TO...PREY UPON

I REMEMBER I LEFT A TARTAN FLASK UP THERE.