A COUPLE OF TRAFFIC CONES AND AN OLD MATTRESS.

NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?

I'LL PUT THE KETTLE ON.

YES!

I WOULD WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
AND EAT AN ENTIRE TOBLERONE.

JUST JOSHING. HAVE YOU PUT T'CORPSE UNDER T'PATIO?

WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.

- ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR WIFE?
- NO! CAROL? NO, GOD, NO.

OH, SCARY IRISH MAN!

IT'S NOT BOLLOCKS.
YOUR PROGRAMMES WERE APPALLING.

AND SUSAN PICKARDY? YOU KNOW HER?

THAT ONLY APPLIES TO ARCHERS AND JEFFREY ARCHER,

(BOTH) WOOAH!

- VERY FUNNY STORY.
- YES, IT'S A FUNNY STORY.

IT IS QUITE EYE-CATCHING.

IT'S WITTY. NOT LIKE A LOT
OF GRAFFITI YOU SEE THESE DAYS.

MY PEEPHOLE PRINGLE IS MODELLED
ON AN SAS BALACLAVA.

- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.