SO... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, ALAN?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HELLO, LYNN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU SHOULD BE AT HOME RELAXING.

- THANKS FOR THE SOUVENIR.
- NO PROBLEM.

- HE IS BRILLIANT PRESENT.
- NOT FOR A MAN APPROACHING 50!

- THE OLD TEAM, EH?
- ABSOLUTELY. YEAH.

- IT WAS A BELTER! DID YOU HEAR IT?
- NO.

THANK YOU VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

SHE WAS A BIG WOMAN. I'M TEMPTED TO SAY
SHE WAS BIG-HEARTED, BUT THAT WOULD BE BULLSHIT.

DID THEY SAY YOU HAVE
TO HAVE YOUR WIFE ON THE SHOOT?

THAT'S A NICE SHIRT.

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

NO. THERE'S NO NEGOTIATION.

- YEAH.
- I'LL HAVE 12 BOTTLES, PLEASE.

- CAN I SHAKE YOUR HAND AGAIN?
- TAKE A CARD.

GORDON? I HOPE HE'S NOT DOING THE DUNKING.
I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE DUNKED BY A POLICEMAN.

AS A MUSTARDESS, IF YOU LIKE,
WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?

- I'M PUTTING SOMETHING BACK.
- STILL ANNOYED ABOUT THAT BOOK?