- OH, IT'S PARTRIDGE.
- HELLO, MICHAEL.

THAT MAY VERY, VERY WELL BE
BECAUSE I'M ON MORPHINE.

DO THOSE KEEP YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT?

YOUR AIR BAG'S DEPLOYED. MINE HASN'T.

WITH SOME LIPSTICK ON AND A NICE DRESS,
AND SAID, "HOW DO I LOOK?"

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

- DO YOU WANT SOME SUGAR PUFFS?
- THAT'LL BE NICE.

STEALING A TRAFFIC CONE, PUTTING IT ON MY HEAD,

OH, SUPER. I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET THIS BOX OFF CAROL FOR MONTHS.

- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
- I'M LAUGHING AT THE BURNING ISSUE JOKE.

UH-UH. I WANT A SECOND SERIES.

- NO, THAT IS WHAT WE WANT.
- I'M YOUR MAN.

- AN OWL HOOTS...
- DANNY FRANCETTI'S JAZZ BOX..

I THOUGHT THAT'D THROW YOU.

THIS IS HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS.

THIS'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH. YOU SAY TOO MUCH MUSTARD
GETS UP YOUR NOSE? NONSENSE.

- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.

AND IT WAS MOSTLY DELIBERATE.