I WAS A BIT BORED

- THAT'S SACKING PEOPLE.
- WELL, BASICALLY, YEAH.

JUST GIVE THAT A QUICK CLEAN.

DO YOU LIKE MY CONES?

DID YOU HEAR FROM DOLMIO
ABOUT MY PASTA GRAVY SAUCE?

"DANGEROUS DOGS SHOULD HAVE
THEIR TEETH REPLACED WITH RUBBER."

THAT'S RIGHT, ALAN.

(HE LAUGHS)

ALTHOUGH HE HADN'T CREATED PEOPLE THEN.

- YES.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

BY THE QUICK FEET
OF BLOUSE-WEARING TYCOON MICHAEL FLATLEY.

I'M HOSTING A CONFERENCE FOR DANTE'S OF READING -

I'M GETTING OUT HERE.

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT A SPOON?
- THERE'S ONE IN THE BATHROOM.

AND I DO IT IN A LOVELY OLD BULL-NOSED MORRIS.

AUGUST BUCKED THE TREND
FOR A DOWNTURN IN FIREPLACE SALES...

"PROGRESS IS TOO LEISURELY TO BE CALLED FAST.

IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?