THE VERY FACT YOU'RE QUESTIONING MY-MY-MY...
MY GOD.

I WONDERED IF YOU HAD ANY MORE
ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BADGE PACKS?

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

YOU'LL LOOK STUPID.

NINE... NINE AND A HALF.

- SONJA, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
- I GO TO COFFEE SHOP.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

- HOW MANY BEDROOMS HAS IT GOT?
- FIVE.

YOUR EIGHT GRAND A YEAR...ALL COMES FROM METEOR,

GOOD CALL. MICHAEL! OH, YOU'RE THERE.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

- I'LL SHOOT YOU.
- I'VE GOT A BULLETPROOF BLAZER.

THAT'S YOU AS WELL.
SHOOT ME NOW WITH A MASSIVE GUN!

DO YOU DENY THAT?

ARE A MILLION MILES FROM YOUR THOUGHTS
AS YOU NEGOTIATE THE NORFOLK BROADS.

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT A SPOON?
- THERE'S ONE IN THE BATHROOM.

PROPERLY POLICED. IT MUST NOT,
REPEAT NOT, TURN INTO AN ALL-NIGHT RAVE.

THEY'VE GONE TO LONG STANTON SPICE MUSEUM.