HI. CAN I HAVE AN IRISH COFFEE
DELIVERED TO THE ROOM, PLEASE?

- PLEASE?
- NO, YOU CAN'T!

JUST WANTED TO SAY YOUR COMMENTS EARLIER
ABOUT FARMERS WAS IGNORANT AND OFFENSIVE,

- LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
- I COULD GIVE A TALK.

I DON'T THINK WINE'S AN ELITIST THING ANY MORE.
YOU CAN GET GOOD WINE IN TESCO'S NOW.

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

BY ONE OR TWO LISTENERS, AND A NEWSPAPER.

I FEEL I HAVE...HAD AND ARE...

A LORRY FULL OF LIVESTOCK HAS JACKKNIFED,
SHEDDING ITS LOAD OVER BOTH LANES.

ALL RIGHT. I KNOW.

SO WHO'S REPLACED HIM
AS HEAD OF PROGRAMMES? CHRIS FEATHERS?

THEY HAVE FUNERALS WITH FLORAL TRIBUTES
THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "MUM" AND "STAB".

DID YOU SEE ALL THAT?

- HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON US?
- NO.

CHINESE.. YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

WHAT? THAT'S TERRIBLE!

SWEET FEET. OOH!

THOUGH THE EFFECTS OF 23 YEARS ON THE GAME