BY ONE OR TWO LISTENERS, AND A NEWSPAPER.

NOT LIKE THOSE MASSIVE STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
THEY SHOULD BE ON WHEELS.

UNLESS SHE WENT IN THE NIGHT
AND IS YET TO BE DISCOVERED BY THE MAID.

YOU'VE... YOU'VE POPPED OUT AGAIN!

WHICH INVOLVES PHOTOGRAPH,
SCISSORS, FORMS BEING FILLED IN,

IT TAPERS. IT LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE'S HEAD.

NICE PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THE TV.

- WHAT YOU GET UP TO IN HERE, IT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
- I DON'T GET UP TO ANYTHING!

- MDF'S BANNED IN AMERICA.
- SO'S THAT.

ALAN, MORE GOOD NEWS...

- I'LL HAVE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
- THAT'S GOOD.

YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE IF YOU'RE A FUSSY EATER.

TO GO WITH MY MIDI HI-FI SYSTEM

- ALAN, DO YOU WANT AN EGG IN A BAP?
- YES, PLEASE.

LET'S SAY HELLO TO MY NEW
COMEDY CHARACTER - CAMP DAVID.

THIS IS MICHAEL. HE SELLS KITCHENS.

NO. I'M HAVING LUNCH
AT TGL FRIDAY'S WITH GORDON.

- HOW'S ADAM CLAYTON?
- ADAM CLAYTON IS FINE.