I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK. I'D JUST GO UH-UH.

I CAN FEEL THE BLOOD SQUELCHING. CAN YOU HEAR IT?

- SO THIS IS APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- YEAH.

- STILL WATCHING YOU, ALAN.
- I KNOW.

SORRY. GOT TO GO.

THAT'S ONE CHARITY I AVOID.
DON'T WANT TO GET TARRED WITH THE MAD BRUSH.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

- NO, SORRY, YOU.
- YEAH, NAME OF HAYERS.

THAT WAS TONY HAYERS'S OFFICE ON THE PHONE.
THEY'VE PUT THE MEETING FORWARD TO 12.30 TODAY.

HOW CAN YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS?

LOOK AT THIS.

BEHIND A LARGE BOULDER ON HELVELLYN
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

- THEN SMACK HER WITH A SHOVEL.
- I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

- DO YOU KNOW HER?
- NO. HOW DID YOU MEET?

BONO!

HE'S REVAMPED NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.

- IN THE STYLE OF JAMES BOND.
- IT WAS QUITE GOOD.

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET