INCLUDING YOUR WIFE, WHICH IS WHY YOU END UP
LIVING LIKE SOME TRAMP IN A LAY-BY.

MICHAEL, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

I WAS MAKING HIM LAUGH ON THE PHONE.

ROOM FOR A BRAVE ONE? BEEP-BEEP!

182 DAYS IN A TRAVEL TAVERN!

LOOK AT ME.

YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S CONNERY'S CUP OF TEA.

OK, LYNN, QUICK PRACTICE
FOR THIS MEETING WITH TONY HAYERS THIS FRIDAY.

- YES.
- THERE'S A CHAP THERE WEARING JEANS.

THAT IS SUPERB.
OH, THERE YOU GO, IT'S ALL HAPPENING.

THERE IS A SERIOUS REASON WHY I'M WEARING THIS.

AND YOU'RE SPENDING SATURDAY IN BED WITH A GIRL.

WHERE WE CAN BUY ANYTHING FROM PLIMSOLLS
TO POSTERS OF FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD STARS,

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

PARDON? NO. I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!

MINIBAR, RIGHT. NO, I'LL GET IT MYSELF.