A FEW TOO MANY BLACKS!

WORD PORRIDGE!

- HOWAY THE LADS! COME ON!
- RIGHT.

YES! THEN I WENT TO CARAVAN
AND CHUCKED OUT THE TAX WOMAN.

L MEAN, AT FIRST I WAS MORTIFIED..

- CAN YOU REALLY?
- YEAH.

THAT'S THE SMALL TALK OVER WITH.
LET'S GO ON TO THE THORNY ISSUE OF THE FEE.

- IT'S SO DEPRESSING, ISN'T IT?
- AYE.

HI, I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE AND I DRIVE A CAR,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

THAT'S TOO HIGH.

- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.

- MY FATHER WAS VERY DISTANT...
- DID HE LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WING?

- WHAT DID HE SAY?
- HE JUST SAID HE WAS MARRIED.

I HEARD YOUR PHONE-IN, AND I LIKED YOUR CHAT WITH
THE GUY FROM SWAFFHAM. HE WAS A WACKY FELLA!

AT LEAST THEY'RE CASH IN HAND.

LT'S GOT A BUCK ROGERS TOILET.

A FEW WEEKS AGO, I WAS DOING
A CORPORATE FOR ALLIED DUNBAR,

- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH.