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I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
L HOST "NORFOLK NIGHTS" ON RADIO NORWICH

YEAH. I GOT MY HEAD DOWN ALL RIGHT.
IRONIC, REALLY. HE WORKED
IN TELEVISION HIS WHOLE LIFE
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU MANAGED IT.
SHE WAS A BIT OF A HEFFALUMP, GOD REST HER SOUL.
THIS COOKERY BOOK WOULDN'T BE MUCH USE TO ME!
BECAUSE IMPACT, BANG, LOCK!
NO MOBILE PHONE.
BATTERIES OUT OF YOUR PAGER.
I'M HAVING AN ATTACK OF THE OLD FLAKES AGAIN.
THIS MORNING, MY PILLOW LOOKED LIKE A FLAPJACK.