YOUR SALES TECHNIQUE IS AWFUL. AND YOU'RE
LOW ON BODYLINE BRUSHABLE JOINT SEALER.

THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.

LIKE A BOW-TIE, BUT MINIATURE?
LIKE AN ACTION MAN BOW-TIE.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE TELESCOPIC DAMPERS
ON EACH CORNER OF THE CARAVAN

- WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- I'VE NO IDEA.

AND, BASICALLY, DO YOU AGREE

PETER? HE'S JUST REVAMPED
NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.

YOU'D NORMALLY ASSOCIATE
WITH A GOOD-QUALITY STATIC CARAVAN.

- OR ALL THREE!
- THAT'S UNHYGIENIC.

HMM!

IT'S BASICALLY A TV SHOW THAT'S NOT ON TV.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH.
NOW FUCK OFF!

-..IS THAT...
- NO, CUT IT!

DESPITE WHAT I SAID EARLIER. AT ANY ONE TIME
I HAVE NINE BOTTLES OF WINE IN MY HOUSE.

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE THIS MILK JUG.
IT'S A BIT LIKE A MUG.

- A NAKED JOG ACROSS THE LANDING.
- WHAT IF YOU'VE GOT GUESTS?

- HER NECK? HER EYES? HER EYELASHES?
- NO. IT'S HER FEET. LOVELY DAINTY FEET.

..THROUGH CHILDHOOD
TO YOUR DRUG ADDICTION AND PROSTITUTION...