- AYE. THAT AND KILLING.
- REALLY?

SO ANY FANATICS WOULD BE PUT OFF AITOGETHER

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- WE'VE GOT THAT IN COMMON.

YOU COULD BE MY STUNTMAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD PHYSIQUE.

- NO!
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

THIS HAS GOT A VERY HAUNTING QUALITY.

THE MAN IS MENTALLY ILL.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING, ARE YOU?

I LOOK AT THE CHANGING SHAPE OF LADIES
THROUGH THE AGES,

SO HAVE YOU GOT A JOB?

# I TRIED TO HIDE FROM YOUR LOVE LIFE... #

I'D LOVE TO MAKE
A GENUINELY POPULAR WINE PROGRAMME.

FIRST OF ALL TONIGHT IS MY BEST... CHRIST.

IF YOU'RE AT A FAIR, THEY MIGHT
PUT YOUR HEAD IN A CANDY-FLOSS MACHINE.

- ALL RIGHT, AL?
- AAGH!

YOUR MISSION.. GO TO CARDIFF, HAVE FULL SEX
WITH A WOMAN, COME BACK ON THE COACH.

I THOUGHT I'D TAKE THE JUG
IN CASE IT'S QUAFFED BY R2D2 OVER THERE.

I TELL THEM MY BOYFRIEND IS GOOD FRIEND WITH BONO.