BIG FEET REMIND ME OF GAMMON.

- CARDIFF?!
- AYE.

WHAT AM I SAYING? I MEAN, A HAT HARD ON.

TO PICK UP A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE
BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO SYSTEM.

- IT'S JUST ME AND DAN GOING.
- FINE. I'LL JUST GET HAMMERED ON ME OWN.

- HAS HE GIVEN YOU ANOTHER SERIES?
- NO, HE WON'T GIVE ME ONE.

WE BOTH LIKE THE "DAILY MAIL", WE BOTH DRIVE LEXI.

(MUSIC)

GOING TO HAVE TO INTERRUPT YOU, STEPHEN,
IT'S TIME NOW FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

BOTH BARRELS, BANG! YOU'D HIT THE WALL.

IT WAS RUDDY SUPERB.

I THINK PEOPLE LIKE SONJA
SHOULD BE HELPED TO SETTLE HERE, PERMANENTLY.

I'M POSSIBLY UP FOR PRESENTING A "HAMILTON'S
WATER BREAK" VIDEO. ON THE NORFOLK BROADS.

IF YOU'D LIKE TO FOLLOW ME.

- WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
- YOU SAID INVITE A GUEST.

- ARE WE HAVING THE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?
- YES, CAN I HAVE MY SAUSAGES BURNT TO A CRISP,

- RIGHT, YOU BOOK ALONE?
- YEP.

"HEATHCLIFF!" PANG!
THEN HE REALLY WOULD BE WUTHERING.