YOU'VE UPSET HALF THE LOCAL FARMERS,
YOU SEEM TO ALIENATE EVERYBODY,

SO YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TELL ANECDOTES?

I THINK, AT THE END OF THE DAY,
WE'LL BE MORE OR LESS THE SAME

ANYWAY, TIME FOR ME NOW TO HAND OVER TO A MAN

THAT'S WHY I'M ER... THAT'S WHY I'M ER...

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

WELL, YOU CAN BE DAVID COPPERFIELD.

- WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

SO JUST TO REMIND YOU OF...

TO MAKE ROOM FOR BOOKS ON COCKNEY KILLERS.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

- TELL HIM THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
- THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.

- YES. HOW'S THE BOOK DOING?
- WONDERFULLY WELL.

YEAH. I HATE MERCS.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THEM ARE JUST SA-A-AD.

..KILL THAT.

IRONIC, REALLY. HE WORKED
IN TELEVISION HIS WHOLE LIFE

- THE FOOD WILL PROBABLY...
- BREAK IT DOWN.