NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I WAS JUST PORTRAYING A MADMAN.

- THAT'S MIKE YAPLEY.
- WHO OWNS THE CAR SUPERMARKET?

TESTICULAR. ALWAYS GOT TO CHECK FOR EXTRA LUMPS.

I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE. SEARCH ME! SEARCH ME!

- YOU'D MAKE A GOOD JAMES BOND.
- REALLY?

- DID YOU GET...
- I COULDN'T FIND MY KEYS.

WHY HAVE YOU GOT A SHOWER CURTAIN ON?

- YOU FELL SPECTACULARLY...
- ALL RIGHT.

AND HE SAID
"THAT'S SA-A-AD! YOU OUGHT TO UPGRADE,"

- ALAN?
- THAT WAS QUICK.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, THEN.

ALTHOUGH YOU SWEATED, YOU DIDN'T SMELL.
THAT WAS ANOTHER TEACHER - KACKY RAPHAEL.

- GREAT. THREE...NO, FOUR LADY-BOYS.
- FOUR LADY-BOYS, RIGHTY-HO.

THIS ONE'S A BAPTIST.
LYNN'S BEING SUBMERGED THIS WEEK, FOR HER SINS.

IT'S NOT
BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T DECIDED ON THE TILES YET.

- I CAN DO YOU A CUP OF BEANS.
- A CUP OF BEANS?

- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

SO I PICKED IT UP AND I THREW IT IN THE SEA.