YEAH.

- I LOVE YOUR "DEEP BATH".
- DAN'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.

- I JUST NEED SOME WATER.
- BYE, ALAN.

BUT A FICTIONAL ONE IS THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.

THE JACOBEAN HOUSE IS BUILT
ON THE SITE OF A LATE MEDIEVAL PREDECESSOR.

ONE DAY, I CAME BACK TO MY TENT
AND IT HAD EATEN ALL MY FAGS.

..TO A LOVELY LADY OVER THERE WITH ORANGE HAIR
AND A CIGARETTE IN HER MOUTH.

9 A.M., "DOCTOR NO". BREAK FOR A PEE.

HE'D NEVER GET TO THE PODIUM
WITH THOSE LONG SHOES ON.

THE MAN IS MENTALLY ILL.

(GARGLING NOISE)

JUST TYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY.

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.

(JILL) THAT'S FINE.

A SONG IN WHICH JONI COMPLAINS THAT
THEY PAVED PARADISE TO PUT UP A PARKING LOT.

I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND ANY MORE.
WHAT SHALL I DO?

DON'T KNOW.

AND EVEN HARDER TO... WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?