EXCELLENT. I'VE DONE MY HOMEWORK.
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?

THEY'LL THINK YOU'LL WANT TO JOIN IN. I'LL PAUSE IT.

(CREAKING)

(ROCK MUSIC)

THE GOOD THING
ABOUT STEPHEN HAWKING IS, HE IS CLEAR.

MR PARTRIDGE? WE'RE FROM THE INLAND REVENUE.

IDENTIFY THE HOSTAGES AND TAKE OUT THE TERRORISTS.

DID YOU GET THAT FROM STABLES? I CAN IMAGINE YOU
IN WELLIES AND A SLEEVELESS ANORAK.

- PARTY BAG.
- OH, THANK YOU. BYE BYE.

LET'S NOT GET BOGGED DOWN
IN THE TIME AGAIN. SIMPLY TIME TO SAY,

IT'S SO NICE THAT YOUR FANS CAN MEET YOU.

SO WHO'S REPLACED HIM
AS HEAD OF PROGRAMMES? CHRIS FEATHERS?

THE BOX SAYS, "NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN."
I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THAT.

"BUT ON A MOTORWAY, IN FIFTH GEAR,
THE MEGANE'S SLOW PACE REALLY BECOMES A PAIN.

BECAUSE GIN AND TONIC AND BAILEYS
ARE LIKE A LADY'S DRINK, LAGER'S A BOYS' DRINK?

- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO.

HE'S MARRIED
SO I SHALL ONLY BE USING HIS CHRISTIAN NAME.

ANYWAY, THEN HE PUTS ON HIS UNDERPANTS
AND HIS SKI SUIT AND HE STARTS SKIING.