YOU DON'T SOUND IT. I WISH YOU WERE.
- OR ALL THREE!
- THAT'S UNHYGIENIC.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE POLO NECK?
BALLS OUT OF THE BATH ON THIS ONE.
AND YOU'RE SPENDING SATURDAY IN BED WITH A GIRL.
- MDF'S BANNED IN AMERICA.
- SO'S THAT.
THAT'S WHY I'M ER... THAT'S WHY I'M ER...
(GEORDIE ACCENT)
AYE-AYE, MR PARTRIDGE, MORNING.
WHAT?
HE PROVIDES ALL HER
YOUR AIR BAG'S DEPLOYED. MINE HASN'T.
HE CAN'T GET A RECORD DEAL.
THERE'S NO JUSTICE, CHRISTIAN...LE VAUX.
(LYNN) OH, IT'S SMELLY.
(ALAN) IT'S GOT WALNUTS IN.
(BARKS)
ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS...
CAN YOU GIVE US A PYROTECHNICS AND LIGHT SHOW?
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU SWEAT OVER YOUR WORK.
YOU CAN DROWN IN A CUP OF COFFEE.
OR IS IT AN INCH OF WATER? AAAGH!
- YOU ASKED FOR A BLACK MARKER PEN.
- OH. THANKS. I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE.
HERE'S "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"
AND ALL YOUR OTHER STUFF.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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