I'M JUST A FAN, ALAN, THAT'S ALL.
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

- ALAN?
- THAT WAS QUICK.

IS THERE A NUMBER?

IT'S 4.35 A.M. YOU'RE LISTENING
TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE".

THERE'S A LOT OF DIGNITY INVOLVED.

ACTUALLY, I'LL EAT IT.

THEN I'D FLY TO CORNWALL
AND SMASH INTO THE SEA IN A BALL OF FLAMES.

- MICHAEL! MICHAEL!
- THAT'S HOW IT ENDS.

- ARE YOU NOT HAVING ANY BACON?
- NO, I'M VEGETARIAN.

IT WILL BE DIFFICULT DAY FOR ME IN COFFEE SHOP.
I HAVE TO CUT THE CARROT CAKE.

TO THE PETROL STATION.

LET'S SAY HELLO TO MY NEW
COMEDY CHARACTER - CAMP DAVID.

THEY ARE OBLIGED TO CONTRACT OUT

THEIR GIBBERISH CLASSIC -
AND MY TRIBUTE TO HER MAJESTY'S POLICE.

- YOU CAN SIT ON ALAN'S FACE. IT'S A JOKE.
- IT'S A FILTHY JOKE! ALAN IS HITTING YOU.

- THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A TREAT.
- THAT WAY.

BUT TODAY IS LYNN'S DAY,

- ALL RIGHT, ALAN...
- HIS COFFIN LID OPENS WITH A CREAK.