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DONALD FROM HEMSBY HAS E-MAILED US TO SAY,
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I'M HAVING AN ATTACK OF THE OLD FLAKES AGAIN.
THIS MORNING, MY PILLOW LOOKED LIKE A FLAPJACK.
I KNOW IT SAYS, "THOU SHALT NOT LIE,"
SORT OF LEAN ON THE WALL.
- WHEN DID HE SIGN THAT?
- WHEN I WAS AT HIS HOUSE.
LYNN, I'VE PIERCED MY FOOT ON A SPIKE!
I WISH I'D BEEN A BIT MORE SPONTANEOUS.
IF I HAVE TO PUT BACK MY ROGER WITH SONJA AGAIN,
I'LL BE FIT TO BURST.