I HATE ARCHERS, "THE ARCHERS" AND JEFFREY ARCHER. YOU'RE ALL DECEITFUL COWARDS.
I HAD WALKED TO SCHOOL A BOY...
BUT I THINK SILENCE IS BECOMING SO SCARCE
- LYNN, THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
# GOLDFINGER
THAT WAS THE BEST FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST I'VE HAD SINCE GAY WILMOT'S WEDDING.
COME ON, SONJA. LET'S BE APPALLING.
I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.
FORTUNATELY, WHAT THE PSYCHOTIC TEACHERS OF THE 1970S LACKED
NOW, SIT DOWN, YOU LEMON.
IT WASN'T ME, SIR.
CAN I JUST SHOCK YOU? I LIKE WINE.
..BUT I RETURNED HOME A BIG BOY.
MR B ODDIE. THIS IS BILL ODDIE.
IT IS A BIT, YEAH.
LOTS OF ROCKS, AND BEAMISH.
INCLUDING YOUR WIFE, WHICH IS WHY YOU END UP LIVING LIKE SOME TRAMP IN A LAY-BY.
BREATH OF FRESH AIR?!
THAT ONLY APPLIES TO ARCHERS AND JEFFREY ARCHER,
SOMETHING CHANGED IN ME THAT DAY.
TOILET DOOR BALANCED ON A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE EFFECT.