MR PARTRIDGE, UM...

I DO ENJOY THESE CHATS IN THE MORNING.

THAT APPEALS TO MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES
ON BOTH SIDES OF THE IRISH SEA.

TWO THINGS.

RUNNING ALONG WITH MY BREASTS WITH TASSELS.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM GO THAT WAY.

AND COOKED MEAT. AND A HOT EGG.

NINE... NINE AND A HALF.

BUT TODAY IS ALSO ABOUT FUN.

- I'VE BEEN UP DRINKING HUMAN BLOOD.
- IS THAT ALL?

NO, NOT YOU, THE WOMAN BEHIND.

AND HE IS MR NUMERO...ONE.

WHAT, STARBUCKS?

(GASPING COUGH)

IT SOUNDS BAD.

CAN YOU SMELL GAS?

FUCK OFF.

YOU MAKE ME SOUND MAD NOW.
SAY I DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKDOWN.

DON'T KNOW WHAT HER PROBLEM IS.