I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK. I'D JUST GO UH-UH.

(SIGHS)

- LOVELY. IT'S LIKE A SAVOURY 99.
- AYE.

YEAH.

I'VE EATEN FOUR AND I'VE GOT TWO WHITE ONES LEFT,
I DON'T LIKE THEM AS MUCH,

- TWO CHOCOLATE MOUSSES ON ITS WAY.
- JUST GOING OVER THERE FOR A BIT.

RIGHT.

THEY'VE LEFT IT OUT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS
SO IT'S HAD A CHANCE TO BREATHE.

- SORRY?
- GOOD MORNING.

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK!

THAT FARMERS ENCOUNTER FROM ARMCHAIR PUNDITS
WHO FORGET TO THINK BEFORE THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH.

- TRY PEDESTRIANISING THIS!
- CAN YOU HOLD THAT POSE, ALAN?

IT'S JUST SOME PEOPLE
FIND WHAT YOU SAID A BIT RACIST.

I NEARLY SENT MY SON FERNANDO HERE,
BUT I WAS ABLE TO EDUCATE HIM PRIVATELY.

YOU'VE GOT A MEETING WITH METEOR
ABOUT "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO 2".

- AYE, IT IS.
- MICHAEL, CAN I HAVE A DRINK?

NICE. HAVE CUP OF COFFEE,
PUT A SPRING IN YOUR STEP.