I'VE MISSED YOU AN' ALL, MAN. I REALLY HAVE. I JUST...

I HEARD HE HIT A PROSTITUTE.

- SELLS PIES, ANTI-FREEZE.
- YEAH, IT'S GOT ONE OF THOSE.

THANK YOU.

- I GOT SUNNY DELIGHT...
- DON'T KISS ME AGAIN!

SHE'S IN THE SPOT WHERE ME AND SONJA HAVE IT OFF.

IT'S EASILY DONE. IF YOU DON'T MIND BEING ANGRY
DOWN THE CENTRE OF THE TABLE?

THE VEY FACT THAT
HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT ON THE AGENDA...

IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, MEN WHO WANT
SOMEONE TO TALK TO. THEY'RE JUST LONELY.

LYNN, ARE THOSE YOUR MOTHER'S CATARACT GLASSES?

- SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER!
- I THINK THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH, THANK YOU!

RIGHT UP TO TWENTIETH-CENTURY WELL-TONED WOMEN

SPLASH DOWN!

I TELL THEM MY BOYFRIEND IS GOOD FRIEND WITH BONO.

DAN. SIR DANSWORTH OF MOODYSHIRE!

# DA DA DAH! #

THIS CUSHION IS CALLED SCATTER CUSHION.
I CALL IT THE SCATTER LOVE CUSHION.

- UNUSUAL ACCENT. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M ORIGINALLY FROM NEWCASTLE, LIKE.