- LOVELY. IT'S LIKE A SAVOURY 99.
- AYE.

I'M STEVE BENNETT. I'M THE DIRECTOR
OF THE "HAMILTON'S WATER BREAK" VIDEO.

THERE ARE THINGS I DO WITH SONJA THAT
I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE WITH MY EX-WIFE CAROL.

FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?

BILL...?

WHICH I SPELL S-H-L-T-H-O-L-E. SHITHOLE!

RIGHT, LYNN. SIT DOWN.

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUST SPICES.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SPICE TRADE.

HAD A DISCUSSION ABOUT REINCARNATION
WITH A CHAP

DO THOSE KEEP YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT?

THIS IS BONO'S BEDROOM.
I'M NOT SURE IF HE'S IN. BONO?

HE IS NOT BONO. HE IS RUBBISH.

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.

THEY WERE, ACTUALLY.
I WAS REPELLENT TO WOMEN FOR TWO YEARS.

THAT'S ONE CHARITY I AVOID.
DON'T WANT TO GET TARRED WITH THE MAD BRUSH.

THIS WAS FILMED TWO YEARS AGO
AND I HAVE LET MYSELF GO A LITTLE.

LYNN? I'VE BEEN EATING A LOT OF TOBLERONE,

OK. JUST FOLD THIS TABLE AWAY.
YOU SHOULD FEEL IT CLIP IN THE HOUSING.