IT'S SURPRISING, REALLY,
CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

- SHE'S OLDER THAN ME. SHE'S 52.
- MY GIRLFRIEND'S 33.

OR INDEED, KILLING THEM WITH SYPHILIS.
HERE'S MONSIEUR DAVID CLIFTON.

IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER.

AYE. I CAN HOLD IT UP TO MY MOUTH
LIKE A TANNOY...

- HOW WAS YOUR...?
- BAM!

I'LL GIVE YOU 200.
THAT'S A PONY AND A BAG OF HOOVES.

THAT'S A NICE SHIRT.

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

THIS COUNTY!

DON'T KNOW.

- I AM.
- WILL YOU INTRODUCE ME?

YEAH...

# THE SPIDER'S TOUCH

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOU
THAT "BAD SLAGS" BOOK YOU ASKED FOR.

ME WEARING A BEAR COSTUME.
THEY'D THINK I'D LOST IT AGAIN.

- DID YOU WATCH MY TV SHOW?
- OH, YES.

# LIFE, IT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME,