YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE? THE BED'S READY.

THAT'S THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

- WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE DOING?
- I WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH MY HOUSE.

SNAZZY HEADSTONE THERE.

YOUR MISSION.. GO TO CARDIFF, HAVE FULL SEX
WITH A WOMAN, COME BACK ON THE COACH.

MAKE SURE SHE'S BACK BY TEN
AND DON'T GET HER PREGNANT.

ALL RIGHT. JUST ER...
JUST CARY ON BUILDING THE HOUSE.

THANK YOU VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.

THIS COOKERY BOOK WOULDN'T BE MUCH USE TO ME!

- BUT IT'S ONLY A 15-MINUTE WALK.
- YES. MMM.

SCENE 13, TAKE 3,

AYE.

OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.

- WHAT'S HER BOOK LIKE?
- DON'T REFER TO ME AS "HER".

- I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO THE STATES.
- I USED TO HANG AROUND THE STATES.

- WHERE?
- CHESTER.

SHALL I PUT "BLACK BEAUTY" ON AGAIN?