I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. THEY MAY HAVE
VERY NICE TUDORETTE-STYLE HOUSING,

THEN I'D JUST PUT SOME TRUNKS ON
AND SIT DOWN ON THE GRASS.

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

AIN'T NO ONE GONNA STOP ME.

YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.

NIGHT-NIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE, AND YOUR GOOD LADY.

HANDS, OF COURSE, THE ANCIENT SYSTEM
FOR MEASURING HORSES

I'LL SEE YOU REET, ME OLD FISHY ON A DISHY.

I WOULD REALLY LOVE YOU
TO GO TO SOL DANGERFIELD'S CASTING AGENCY,

- WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S A TIP. I PANICKED. DO DECLARE IT.

I MET A GUY CALLED JACK ON THE INTERNET,
THEN HE WENT BACK TO HIS WIFE.

- WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A MAN, I'M A WOMAN.

WE MUST TALK.
I'VE DONE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK IN THAT FIELD.

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

THE GOOD NEWS.

BASICALLY, COULD I HAVE
A CONDENSED PINK FLOYD CONCERT FOR