IT'S BETTER THAN HAVING FICTIONAL LISTENERS.

SIT THERE. SIT THERE.

ON EITHER ARCHITECTURE OR MORALITY,

I TELL THEM MY BOYFRIEND IS GOOD FRIEND WITH BONO.

IT'S NOT HERE! "IT'S NOT HERE!"
THAT'S THE BEAR AGAIN.

- GOOD.
- HOW LONG YOU LIVE IN HOUSE?

YEAH.

TIE A JACK TO YOU. YOU'D SINK LIKE A STONE.

I GOT REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SICK EVERYWHERE.

ONE DAY, I CAME BACK TO MY TENT
AND IT HAD EATEN ALL MY FAGS.

- IT'S MY WEAKNESS, I'M AFRAID. I'VE GOT A CELLAR.
- SO HAVE I.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S HIS BOOK LIKE?
I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.

OH, I'M SO SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE REALISED.
I DID WONDER WHEN I FIRST MET YOU.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM, DOES SHE?

I SUPPOSE THE SEQUEL WILL HAVE A MAN WITH A...

I USED TO ENJOY SITTING HERE LIKE THIS.
OR LIKE THIS. SOMETIMES I'D LEAN FORWARD.

A FILIPINO LASSIE. IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
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