ARE YOU BEING LYNN OR TONY?

NO, PLEASE! NO! OH, SORRY.

"LICENSED TO KI-CH."

- COME ON.
- IT'S OUR FAMILY REMIT.

(MOANS OF PLEASURE)

I DON'T THINK WE'LL HAVE HAIR,
I THINK WE'LL BE COMPLETELY HAIRLESS,

I'M JUST A FAN, ALAN, THAT'S ALL.
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

I WAS MAKING HIM LAUGH ON THE PHONE.

HE SAY I SIT ON YOUR FACE.

SO PERHAPS WE COULD GO AND CHAT
ABOUT ALL MY OTHER IDEAS IN MY ROOM.

ALL OF US EXPERIENCE STRESS

THINK ABOUT IT. NO ONE HAD HEARD OF OXFORD
BEFORE "INSPECTOR MORSE".

- YES.
- LISTEN.

- IS THE ANSWER TO THAT YES OR NO? QUICKLY.
- YEAH.

- SWING A TIGER IN HERE, REALLY!
- YOU COULD, COULDN'T YOU?

- OH, HE HAS DONE.
- WAS IT A GOOD SHOW? ANYONE PHONE IN?

IF I SQUEEZE IT, A JET OF MOLTEN BRAMLEY APPLE
IS GOING TO SQUIRT OUT.

- PING!
- PARDON?