THANKFULLY, THAT MAN WAS PLASTIC.

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME CALLED "FREE SPIRITS".

LYNN, WHEN YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT GOING TO SKIBBEREEN AS A CHILD.

ENYA...AND THE OTHER ONE.
RIPPED UP THE POPE. BALD CHAP.

FIRST, FINE A QUIRE PLACE TO RECLINE -

WHICH BRINGS US ON VERY NEATLY
TO MY NEXT GUEST,

THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT. YOUR CAREER.

IT'LL TAKE YOUR FACE OFF.

I CAN AFFORD ONE. I'VE GOT A SIX-FIGURE INCOME.

AND TWO.

YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA. THAT'S AWFUL.

GIVEN THAT IT'S TOO LATE TO BOOK ANYONE EKE,
THE ANSWER HAS TO BE YES.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
YET I STILL GOT IN WITH YOU.

- ONE YANK, ALL GONE!
- WE DON'T OWE YOU A LIVING.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- DAN MOODY.