YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHERE IS BONO'S HOUSE?

# BABY, YOU'RE THE BEST #

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE ALAN PARTRIDGE.

THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY, ALAN.

SEE THAT?

DO YOU THINK THAT'S ALL RIGHT?
NOT TOO SENTIMENTAL? EXCELLENT.

- VANDALS GOT TO YOUR CAR AGAIN?
- AFRAID SO, THIRD TIME. SCUM. SUB-HUMAN SCUM.

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, IF THEY HAD THEMSELVES
PROPER JOBS TO GAN TO, THEY WOULDN'T DO IT.

- NO, THANKS.
- NO. NEITHER DO L. THANK YOU.

DID YOU GET THAT FROM STABLES? I CAN IMAGINE YOU
IN WELLIES AND A SLEEVELESS ANORAK.

COMING UP TO SEVEN O'CLOCK.

TELL ME YOUR NAME.

BUT CAN THEY ORDER AN IRISH COFFEE AT 3 A.M.
AND GET IT DELIVERED TO THEIR BEDROOM?

L THINK HE'LL BE A BIT TOUGHER THAN THAT, LYNN.

I USED TO CHAT TO ANOTHER BLOKE
BUT HE LIKES AMERICAN THINGS.

THEY PUT THESE IN MY ROOM EVERY DAY.
THEY KNOW I'M A MAN!

- PLURAL.
- PLURAL. AND WE BOTH DRINK DIRECTOR'S.