JUST A FEW THINGS, ALAN.
WE'VE HAD A CALL FROM NORWICH RADIO.

..I THINK I'D STILL BE TROUBLED.

ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT SAY LIFE BEGINS AT 4O.

- CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

# TO PAINT HIS MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTICK CATS AND DOGS #

FOUR. NO, THREE. IT'S GOT THE PAPER TOWELS.
I LIKE THREE.

- NO, SHE'S FINE.
- RIGHT.

AND RUMOUR SAYS YOU'RE BACK ON THE BODDLE.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH SITTING ON YOUR OWN
IN A REAL NIGHTCLUB, WHICH YOU DO,

# WHEN I NEEDED YOU?

I COULD HOLD IT THERE AND SHOUT
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!"

TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE,
IT'S 11 TIMES THE POPULATION OF HEMSBY.

I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO CHECK THE SMALL PRINT.

CASH IN HAND? IT'S NOT A PHRASE WE LIKE.

SECURITY THERE IS TERRIBLE.
THEY'D PROBABLY LET YOU IN.

I HEARD HE HIT A PROSTITUTE.

OK GO ON, THEN,

SHE WAS CERTAINLY FIRST IN THE QUEUE