TERRIBLE IDEA. NO ONE'LL WATCH THAT.

HELLO.

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE GOING OUT,

MR STEPHEN BRAI,
WHOSE FATHER INVENTED CATS EYES.

THEY'VE TAKEN A BIT OF A POUNDING OVER THE YEARS.
IN FACT, CAN YOU GET ME SOME NEW ONES, PLEASE?

YES! THEN I WENT TO CARAVAN
AND CHUCKED OUT THE TAX WOMAN.

KATE BUSH THERE, THE LOVELY KATE BUSH

L HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,

LIKE A HUGE LORRY SLIDING ALONG
ON ITS BACK FOR AGES. I'M BABBLING.

(HOARSELY) OH, LADY-BOYS!

I'VE BEEN WORKING
LIKE A JAPANESE PRISONER OF WAR.

SEE THIS, LOOK. SANITARY BAGS.

WHO WILL HOPEFULLY
NOT BE MASSACRING ANYONE THIS EVENING,

THIS COOKERY BOOK WOULDN'T BE MUCH USE TO ME!

AND THEN MAKE A PROGRAMME ABOUT IT.

- DO YOU DRINK DIRECTOR'S?
- I'VE GOT IT ON TAP.

I'M GOING TO GET A SPOT OF BREAKFAST.

- NO, I HAVEN'T GOT ANY VOCAL CHORDS.
- YOU SOUND LIKE THE GIRL IN "THE EXORCIST".