I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
SEE YOUR FUTURE JUST AT THE BBC, ALAN.

CERTAINLY NOT "BRAVO TWO ZERO" BY ANDY MCNAB,
WHICH ACTUALLY IMPROVES WITH EVERY READ.

WHO TORTURES YOU BY PUTTING YOUR HAIR
IN A FAX MACHINE AND PRESSING "SEND".

OH, YES. I SUPPLY FITTED KITCHENS.

..IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS.
I'D BE VERY INTERESTED.

IT WAS INOPERABLE. I WONDER IF I CAN WALK LIKE THIS.

- THANK GOD FOR THAT.
- AYE AYE.

SAME AGE DIFFERENCE AS YOU AND SONJA.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW?

HE IS AN EX-SNOOKER PLAYER
AND IS AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY.

IN THE BEST CHAPTER,
I TALK ABOUT WHEN I GORGED ON TOBLERONE

THERE ARE THINGS I DO WITH SONJA THAT
I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE WITH MY EX-WIFE CAROL.

WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL LATHER.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY GINSTER'S PASTIES,

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.

THEY'RE LIKE BABY BAGS FOR YOUR FEET.

- WALT DISNEY! ANIMALS NEVER WORE CLOTHES.
- HANG ON.

TO MAKE ROOM FOR BOOKS ON COCKNEY KILLERS.