I'M ALL RIGHT WITH THE SCRUMPY!

- AN AWFUL LOT OF MY COLLEAGUES...
- ARE FARMYARD ANIMALS.

- GOODNIGHT.
- GOODNIGHT.

WAS FOR A COMPANY
THAT MAKES TONER FOR PHOTOCOPIERS.

HELLO.

WELCOME BACK TO "PRAYER WAVE"
WITH ME, TESSA MCPHERSON.

BY RANDY MCNAB!

WITH SOME ICE

I FEEL I HAVE...HAD AND ARE...

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

AYE, IT IS.

NO, I CAN STILL SMELL YOU. I HAVEN'T HAD A SHOWER.

- OPTIONAL.
- AS YOU WISH, CERTAINLY.

I WOULD REALLY LOVE YOU
TO GO TO SOL DANGERFIELD'S CASTING AGENCY,

JUST DOWN THE ROAD. OUR HOUSE.

- WHAT SORT OF DOG IS THAT?
- THE SORT THE NAZIS USED ON STEVE MCQUEEN.

DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.