OR WITH UNDERGARMENTS
PERHAPS MADE FROM BARK,

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE GOING OUT,

A MILLION MILES FROM THE URBAN DECAY
OF THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL

- MAKE THE PLACE YOUR OWN.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE!

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

- MDF'S BANNED IN AMERICA.
- SO'S THAT.

OH, YES. VERY CONFUSING.

YOU ARE NOT THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER!
IF YOU WERE, THE COUNTY WOULD GO TO POT!

- YOUR WIFE WAS DRIVING.
- YES.

I CAN'T BREATHE.

(COWBOY ACCENT) YEAH. I THINK I'LL GO
AND READ SIMON HEFFER ON THE VERANDA.

£200,OOO A YEAR.

YEAH. I GOT MY HEAD DOWN ALL RIGHT.

FOR GOD'S SAKE!

WELL... TO BE HONEST, I'M CHUFFED LIKE MAD.
SHE WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT!

THANKS, BUT ME AND MIKE ARE OFF
TO THE TRUCKFEST. WE'D BETTER ER...

MICHAEL'S STAYING HERE
TILL THEY PUT HIS FRONT DOOR BACK ON.

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS
YOU PUT IN THEIR CHIPS.