YOU COULD WORK ON THE TITANIC.

IT'S MOORED IN MIAMI.

# SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY
SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY... #

AND THE PROBLEM IS, I'VE GOT SOME
RUDE DAUBINGS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR.

(MUSIC)

PUT IT THERE, LYNN.

SO... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, ALAN?

- I GOT IT IN A CHARITY SHOP CALLED SCOPE.
- SCOPE?

MORE BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID. THE ACTRESS
PLAYING YOUR WIFE CAN'T DO THE FILMING TODAY.

THAT APPEALS TO MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES
ON BOTH SIDES OF THE IRISH SEA.

I'D JUST STARTED MY SPEECH
WHEN THE HEAVENS OPENED.

- LOVELY. IT'S LIKE A SAVOURY 99.
- AYE.

DAN!

THANKFULLY, THAT MAN WAS PLASTIC.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THREE MINUTES?

SO YOU CAN GET A TRAFFIC CONE TO BE SICK INTO?

TONY HAYERS.

SHE REMEMBERED, GREAT!