- SELLS PIES, ANTI-FREEZE.
- YEAH, IT'S GOT ONE OF THOSE.

WHY THE RED ROPE AND PLASTIC FRUIT?

- CARDIFF?!
- AYE.

IN 1975, I WAS CATCHING THE LONDON TRAIN
FROM CREWE.

HERE'S "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"
AND ALL YOUR OTHER STUFF.

IF YOU WANT A ROVER 200, YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO SACK EVERYONE AT PEAR TREE PRODUCTIONS.

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO, ALAN.
- I'LL DO IT NOW.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

JOHN, RIGHT. I ALWAYS THINK OF YOU
AS BLEACHY HEAD BECAUSE OF YOUR HAIR.

OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.

SHE'S INSURED. SHE'S A NAMED DRIVER. LET'S GO!

- IT'S A SMALL "H".
- NO, MAN. YOU CAN SEE THAT FROM SPACE.

AAH!

HERE WE ARE. MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT WHEN WE'RE READY.

I'M HOSTING A CONFERENCE FOR DANTE'S OF READING -

SO A BETTER TITLE WOULD BE "SCUM ON THE RUN".

THE SECURITY IS TERRIBLE. I ACTUALLY BOOKED
THE ROOM UNDER THE NAME OF THE REAL IRA.

- PARTY BAG.
- OH, THANK YOU. BYE BYE.