ALL THIS WINE NONSENSE!

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
- HOW ARE YOU, MR PARTRIDGE?

NOT WHAT YOU WERE TAUGHT
IN THE ARMY - CAMOUFLAGE.

EVEN IF IT JUST ROLLED AN APPLE TOWARDS ME
AND WENT...

ON THE LINE, WE HAVE, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN
ROY FROM CAISTER ST EDMUND. HELLO.

ALAN!

- WHY?
- HE WAS DEPRESSED.

IT'S STILL CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.
SEE YOU IN STRASBOURG.

THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!

IT'S BAD ENOUGH SITTING ON YOUR OWN
IN A REAL NIGHTCLUB, WHICH YOU DO,

PERHAPS SAY THAT THEY'RE LIKE A MARQUEE FOR TOES
OR A FOOT TENT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

MY NAME'S GRAHAM.

IT DOES LOOK TO ME LIKE TORCHES
ATTACHED TO A BICYCLE WHEEL...

(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS)

- LION BAR?
- NO, I PREFER FINGERS.

- I'LL GET ANOTHER HALF BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.
- YEAH, GO ON, THEN.

- YES, MARVELLOUS.
- THIS BOX ARRIVED FOR YOU.

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