NO, NO. WE WERE DELIGHTED.

(TRAIN SCREECHES)

CHRIS, CAN WE HAVE A CHAT?

AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

- OH, FOR GOOD... WHY NOT?
- SHE'S PLAYING A SHOPLIFTER IN "THE BILL".

THAT'S A HOMOSEXUAL.

- SORRY.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED, ALAN!

AND WE LIVE TOGETHER. WE'RE NOT GAY!

AT LEAST THEY'RE CASH IN HAND.