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THE POLICE DON'T ARREST THEM
BECAUSE THEY ONLY SLAUGHTER THEIR OWN.
- PUMP NUMBER THREE.
- GOOD PUMP.
YOUR SALES TECHNIQUE IS AWFUL. AND YOU'RE
LOW ON BODYLINE BRUSHABLE JOINT SEALER.
JUST CRUDE, LIKE...
I'VE JUST REMEMBERED, I'VE FORGOTTEN MY CARD.
- ALAN. I'VE CALLED THE POLICE.
- WHAT FOR?
NOT LIKE THOSE MASSIVE STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
THEY SHOULD BE ON WHEELS.
- SO MANY BRAVE PEOPLE HERE TODAY.
- SO RUDDY BLOODY BRAVE.
I DON'T SEE WHAT THIS IS GOING TO GAIN YOU.
YEAH. WELL, THEY'RE SCUMBAGS, AREN'T THEY?
IN YOUR CASE, DRUGS. FOR ALAN, CHOCOLATE.
BETRAY ME AND THEN KISS ME.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
WHAT PEOPLE WILL LOOK LIKE IN A BILLION YEARS.
I FAINTED THREE TIMES.
- NOT EVEN IF SHE WAS A BADGER.
- YOU HAVE TO CONTROL THEM. THEY'VE GOT TB.
- WHERE?
- CHESTER.
THE TAXI DRIVER DROVE HER TO A NEWSAGENT
- BOND WEEKEND. ME AND YOU.
- I DON'T REMEMBER INVITING YOU.