I'D LOVE TO MAKE
A GENUINELY POPULAR WINE PROGRAMME.

YOU MUST HAVE GOT UP TO A FEW PRANKS.

DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST A CUSHION THAT SIMULATES RECTAL GAS.

BUT IF HE GOES AWOL, YOU'RE UP SLACK ALLEY.
NOW, WHO'S IT TO BE, ME OR CLIFF THORBURN?

I GOT MARRIED IN THIS. I GOT IT FROM MANILA.

YES. I THINK I'LL HAVE
THE FETTUCCINI A L'ARRABBIATA, PLEASE.

OOH, WAI-YAI.
THAT SOUNDS GEORDIE, DOESN'T IT? WAI-YAI.

I THOUGHT IT'D BE EROTIC.

- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZIP.
- RIGHT, OK.

I'M GOING TO BE CHECKING OUT
AT THE END OF THE WEEK.

THAT'S NOT REALLY GOLD, IS IT? BUT THEY'RE NICE.

THEN THE MAN WHO USED TO BE
IN "THE ONEDIN LINE" SAYS, "WHAT'S GOING ON?"

THE TIME'S 11.3O... SORRY, IT'S YOUR SHOW.

- HIS HOUSE?
- YES.

IT'S 1 A.M.

IT'S VERY FAKE, ISN'T IT?

THIS IS THE MAN THAT RUNS THE PLACE.
WELL, HE'S THE WORK GEORDIE.

CHAP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE PUMPS.