- YES.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

I'VE BEEN GETTING YOUR CLOTHES
READY FOR THE COUNTY SHOW,

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

LET'S MAKE IT MORE FROTHY
WITH A SQUIRT OF LIGHT LEMON LIQUID.

- WHO'S TOM DONALDSON?
- JUST A MATE.

THANK YOU. THEY WERE THERE WHEN I MOVED IN.

- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.

IT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT? IT'S BACKFIRED.

- REALLY?
- WE BOTH DO ARCHERY. I'M GRADE THREE.

NO. I THINK EVERYONE'S GONE NOW.

AND LET IT SLOSH ROUND MY SYSTEM,
DISPENSING THE COFFEE.

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?

QUESTION FROM THERE.

- ON THE BUS.
- YOU TOOK THAT ON THE BUS?

OH! EXCELLENT.

- SEE?
- BUT YOU'VE DONE IT.

- IS THERE A WHOOPEE CUSHION IN HERE?
- YES.

- BUT IT'S ONLY A 15-MINUTE WALK.
- YES. MMM.