I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.

- PERHAPS THOSE PEOPLE WERE CAUGHT SHORT.
- THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE, LYNN!

TRY SAYING NOTHING.

THERE'S ONE WORD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU...

NO. THERE'S NO NEGOTIATION.

SEE THAT MAN WITH THE BIG HEAD
AND THE SMALL FACE?

WITH RESPECT, IF YOU HANG AROUND WITH CRIMINALS,
YOU'RE GONNA GET LIED TO.

- POP THE STRAITJACKETS ON THEM?
- WHAT?

AND FOR JOINING IN FUN

LIFT? YES.

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",

YES.

- BANGKOK?
- AYE.

THAT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE MEDIEVAL TIMES.

IF YOU HAVE, PLEASE TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.

ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE A TALK ON WEDNESDAY EVENING?

OH, THERE YOU ARE. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?