SO... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, ALAN?
TWO THINGS.
COULD WE COME LIVE FROM THE BLARNEY STONE?
I'M TYING TO GET AN ANGLE.
I'M TYING TO GET AN ANGLE.
FOOT'S COME OUT OF MY SHOE.
THAT'S NOT GOING BACK IN.
THAT'S NOT GOING BACK IN.
THEY'RE ALIVE, HE SAYS... I'M NOT READING THIS.
WHAT A WASTE.
- BY ALL MEANS.
- WHERE IS IT?
- WHERE IS IT?
DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD? RELAX.
- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZIP.
- RIGHT, OK.
- RIGHT, OK.
A LOT OF BITTERNESS.
YOU END ALMOST EVERY ANECDOTE WITH THE PHRASE,
YOU END ALMOST EVERY ANECDOTE WITH THE PHRASE,
MONZA SAID NO TO A FREE CARAVAN
AND YES TO A TOW-BAR.
AND YES TO A TOW-BAR.
HAVE YOU TAMPERED WITH THE WRAPPING?
A-HA!
IT'S SIMPLY... A COCKEREL, I MEAN.
IT'S SIMPLY A WAY OF SAYING IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.
IT'S SIMPLY A WAY OF SAYING IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'D LOVE TO FEEL AN AIRBAG GO OFF IN MY FACE.
YOU COULD TALK THE HIND LEGS OFF A DONKEY.
IT'S CERTAINLY CONGESTED. I'D LOVE TO GO.
OF COURSE, TAPE MEASURES
IN THOSE DAYS WERE VIEWED WITH SUSPICION.
IN THOSE DAYS WERE VIEWED WITH SUSPICION.