BREAK IT DOWN, YES.
I'LL GET SOME GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. THAT'LL HELP.
HI, KIDS. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN MY FINE OLD SCHOOL.
ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?
GUESS WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO LADIES
I'M GOING TO MAKE LOVE WITH NOW.
RESEARCH.
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE FAR EAST, MICHAEL?
- ONLY MANILA, HONG KONG AND BANGKOK.
THERE WE GO, LYNN. TONY HAYERS.
CARRY ON.
- TAKE ME TO BONO'S HOUSE.
- YOU WANT TO GO TO BONO'S HOUSE? OK.
HELLO?
GREAT. THE FAT ENVELOPE. NOT YOU, LYNN.
THIS HAS GOT A VERY HAUNTING QUALITY.
HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...
I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'VE GOT ANY ARMY STORIES ABOUT THEM?
# BA DA DA
DA-DA DA-DA DA DA DA... #
# BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE THE WORLD AND ALL IT'S GOT
SUCK MY SUCH AND SUCH.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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