ZOMBIES BY THEIR VERY NATURE ARE INCONSISTENT.

OH, GOD.

I PREFER DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.
HE'S MORE HONEST. HE INTERVIEWS REAL MICE.

THEY WILL LOOK DOWN THROUGH THEIR GIANT TELESCOPE

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

- DO YOU WANT A CUP?
- THANK YOU.

EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE,
BUT FROM AN EIGHT-INCH PLATE.

GORDON? I HOPE HE'S NOT DOING THE DUNKING.
I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE DUNKED BY A POLICEMAN.

IS THAT AN ORIGINAL?

WOULD YOU SAY, BEARING IN MIND THAT HE'S
DEPRESSED AND HAS GOT RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS,

(STEVE) CAN YOU CALL CLIFF THORBURN NOW, PLEASE?

HAD A DISCUSSION ABOUT REINCARNATION
WITH A CHAP

WELL, HE MIGHT MAKE THAT NOISE. BE A BIT WEIRD.

- YES, HE IS. IT'S A MAN.
- THAT'S HER BOYFRIEND.

OH, YEAH. IT'S VEY CONFUSING.
SOPHIE, I FIND THE PAY CHANNEL VEY CONFUSING.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP-DANCE FOR YOU?

MICHAEL, WOULD YOU LIKE A MINIATURE SCOTCH EGG?

IMAGINE WHAT THAT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE.