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GIVE HIM A TWIRL. LET THE DOG SEE THE RABBIT.
YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -
SO WE MOVED OURSELVES INTO THE MARQUEE,
WHICH WAS LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE...
- THAT'S
- FANCY A PINT LATER ON?
ROLLED ON THE THIGHS OF A VIRGIN.
I'M GONNA HUMP YA.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
ER, SUSAN? THAT'S A NICE SMELL.
IS THAT NEW PERFUME?
I'VE HAD THESE SHORTS SINCE 1982.
- YEAH. GOOD DAYS.
- FLORIDA, EH? WALT DISNEY.
- JUST HAD A BETTER ONE.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS.
MIND YOU, I HAVE BEEN HERE TEN WEEKS.
- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.
IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.
- HELLO.
- WHAT PUMP NUMBER?
THEY'VE TAKEN A BIT OF A POUNDING OVER THE YEARS.
IN FACT, CAN YOU GET ME SOME NEW ONES, PLEASE?
OH, SKIBBEREEN!
OH, I USED TO GO THERE AS A LITTLE CHILD.
I BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION.
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK AS AN ANIMAL, LIKE A DOLPHIN.