AND YOU'LL BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

YOU REALISE THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD HAVE DRAWN A PENIS ON MY BACK?

I MET A GUY CALLED JACK ON THE INTERNET,
THEN HE WENT BACK TO HIS WIFE.

- LIFE GOES ON.
- CAN WE FINISH THE BOND SCHEDULE?

"JOIN ME TONIGHT WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE"...
L DON'T KNOW, "CHRIS REA."

NOT MY WORDS, CAROL,
THE WORDS OF "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE.

VEY RELIABLE, BUT SHE'S GOT A MOUSTACHE.

THEY WERE DEVELOPED IN THE LATE '60S, EARLY '70S,

I'M VERY GRATEFUL YOU'VE COME OVER.

THE ONION MYSTERY. THE ONION MURDERS.

UNLESS I'M REPRIMANDING THEM,

- NICE TO MEET YOU, COLIN.
- COLIN?

SHE DIDN'T LIKE BEING IN THAT WATER.
SHE WAS THRASHING AROUND.

L HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,

BASED ON MICHAEL PALIN'S "POLE TO POLE".

YOU'VE COME ALL THIS WAY,
AND I THINK YOU'RE BEING A BIT NEGATIVE.

I WANT TO DO A COUPLE OF JOKES.

THANK YOU VEY MUCH INDEED.
KISS MY FACE!