OK, RIGHT. ALAN ATTACK! LIKE THE "COOK REPORT"

AND THEY SAY NURSES HAVE IT TOUGH.

FORCING A DOG TO PULL A MAN ROUND ALL DAY.
NOT FAIR ON EITHER OF THEM.

AND THIS IS BLUE OYSTER CULT
FROM THE ALBUM "AGENTS OF FORTUNE".

WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL LATHER.

THANK YOU. THEY WERE THERE WHEN I MOVED IN.

WE SHOULD GO FOR A PROPER DRINK.
YOU PROVIDE QUALITY KITCHENS AND I PROVIDE...

DO YOU WANT TO POP THIS ON?
NO, IT'S HIDING A HANDLE.

VERY CLEVER MEN.
BOTH VERY CLEVER MEN, BUT I DON'T TRUST THEM.

THE VEY FACT THAT
HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT ON THE AGENDA...

IT'S FAIRLY WELL CONCEALED IN CASUAL CLOTHING,
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME IN MY UNDERPANTS.

SHE'S IN THE SPOT WHERE ME AND SONJA HAVE IT OFF.

NO CLOTHES, COMPLETELY NAKED,

HELLO. DANTE FIRES? THROUGH THERE.
OOOH...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

- I'M TYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO, ALAN. I AM NOT DOWN.

YEAH. I THINK THE IRISH ARE GOING
THROUGH A MAJOR IMAGE CHANGE.

I'LL BE HONEST, I'M DEAD AGAINST IT.

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO, ALAN.
- I'LL DO IT NOW.