YEAH.

IT'S SOUP YOU CAN EAT. BUT LOTS OF LIQUID.

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ
ON A CABLE TELEVISION CHANNEL

- BUDGE UP.
- SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S HIS BOOK LIKE?
I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.

I CAN DO A WHALE. OOOH!

NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT

- YOUR ROOM?
- MY ROOM. IN MY HOUSE.

- WHO'S TOM DONALDSON?
- JUST A MATE.

L MEAN, AT FIRST I WAS MORTIFIED..

- IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY, REALLY.
- IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ROUND!

THIS IS THE KORAN
FOR THE AFTER-DINNER SPEAKER.

YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN.

HELLO. IS THAT CURRY'S?

RIGHT. SHE SAYS NO,
AND SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU.

I PRESUME WE'RE ALL GOING TO KEEP IN TOUCH
NOW THE WORK'S FINISHED?

AND HE IS MR NUMERO...ONE.

- HELLO.
- HELLO. YOU GOING TO THE LIFT, TOO?