I THOUGHT WE'D CELEBRATE
BY WATCHING "SPARTACUS" WITH CORNED BEEF HASH.

IT'S JUST SOME NOTES
I MADE LAST NIGHT, FOR A LAUGH.

DID HE EVER TURN ALL THE LIGHTS OFF IN THE HOUSE
AND RUN TOWARDS YOU WITH A TORCH

SCENE 13, TAKE 3,

OH, YES. I CAN SEE WHAT HE'S DONE NOW.
SHALL I PUT IT ON THE LIST?

- SHE'D LIKE TO. IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
- NO, IT'S A BLOODY NIGHTMARE.

- WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN?
- YEAH.

BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS

SECURITY THERE IS TERRIBLE.
THEY'D PROBABLY LET YOU IN.

ALAN, WE UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE NERVOUS.

- SHE WAS FRIGHTENED.
- YEAH. I KNOW.

NO, ANY TIME.

- HELLO..
- CARL.

- "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO"?
- WE'VE SOLD THREE. MORE THAN YOUR BOOK.

IT'S NOT BOLLOCKS.
YOUR PROGRAMMES WERE APPALLING.

- (BARKING)
- SOMEONE LOCK THE DOG IN!

DOWN THE SINK.