(IMPERSONATING ALAN)
MORNING, SUSAN. AH-A!

THAT'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF TROUBLE, WON'T IT?

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO.
- GO, GO, GO, GO.

OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.

HAVE YOU GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

YOU SAY TOM-AR-TO, I SAY TOM-AY-TO.

DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD? RELAX.

YOU SEE, AT APACHE, WE... WAAY!

YOU COULD SAY, "I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
WE'VE RUN OUT OF LIFE JACKETS".

- I BROUGHT THE BROCHURES.
- CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?

I DONE IT JUST TO CHEER YOU UP
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE JOB WAS KNACKERED

- YOU SHOULD SACK YOUR PR PEOPLE.
- WE HAVE.

THERE'S ONLY THE ONE CHAIR.

L WILL NOT HAVE UNCLEANSED COFFEE CUPS HERE.
THE PLAGUE STARTED FROM A MALATTENDED SURFACE.

ANYWHERE DOWN THE CENTRAL LINE,
ALL THE MAJOR ORGANS ARE KEPT.

I'VE GOT CHEESE! THIS IS CHEESE!

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.