ALAN, HAVE WE GOT A SECOND SERIES?

WE'D BOOKED TO GO ON HOLIDAY NEXT WEEK.

ALAN, DID YOU SEND SOPHIE
A VALENTINE'S CARD THIS MORNING?

I DONE IT JUST TO CHEER YOU UP
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE JOB WAS KNACKERED

LOVE TO. YEAH.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

HE FELL OFF HIS ROOF, TYING TO REMOVE
THE AERIAL. BROKE HIS NECK.

- BUT WITH A MORE SLAPSTICK APPROACH.
- NO.

- COME ON IN.
- CAN WE STILL TALK ABOUT KITCHENS?

HE PROVIDES ALL HER

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

WELL, TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

THANK YOU. I'LL HAVE A BAILEYS.

(MAN) WIVENHOE, FLITWICK, TIPTREE,

I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, GETTING THE BEERS IN.

# AND I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME WITH YOU

IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?