# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

- MIKE FROM POLGRAVE, ARE YOU THERE, SIR?
- YOU IGNORANT C..

GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.

IF A BOMB WENT OFF IN HERE TONIGHT
THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY WOULD COLLAPSE.

THERE GOES KAREN COLMAN.

# BABY, YOU'RE THE BEST #

ALAN!

SORRY, BIT OF A JOKE THERE. BACKFIRED...

DON'T SMILE. YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR NECK.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- OH! HELLO...ER...

IT SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

OK, IT'S 7 A.M.
AND FIRST OF ALL WE GOT CHINA CRISIS.

HE'S NOT A CRIMINAL, BUT HE WILL GO 80 MPH ON THE
MOTORWAY IF HE WANTS TO GET SOMEWHERE QUICKLY.

IT'S ALL...

THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT, YOU FOOL!

THERE'S A DEMONSTRATION MODEL
TIED TO THE CHAIR BY THAT WOMAN.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I FIND IT DIFFICULT...