HE IS AN EX-SNOOKER PLAYER
AND IS AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY.

BOTH BARRELS, BANG! YOU'D HIT THE WALL.

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

LET'S GET A COUPLE OF SOLEROS.
I NEED TO GET MY HEAD TOGETHER.

LITTLE CHEF.

BUT IT'S STILL THERE.

NO. THERE'S NO NEGOTIATION.

AND IT WOULDN'T BE CUSTARD PIES
I'D BE THROWING AT HIM EITHER.

YES.

NO OFFENCE, LYNN,
BUT YOUR LIFE IS TECHNICALLY NOT WORTH INSURING.

- A CONTRIBUTION FOR THE CHURCH.
- A FIVER?

I SHOULD SAY THAT THE OTHER VOICE YOU CAN HEAR
IS MY OTHER GUEST, ALAN PARTRIDGE.

WELL, YOU CAN BE DAVID COPPERFIELD.

THANKS, SUE. YOU CAN PUFF AWAY NOW.

AS THE WHOLE OF NORFOLK SLEEPS,
SOMETHING TRULY EVIL STIRS.

SORRY IT'S A BUILDING SITE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE A HAT HARD ON.

- WE'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- GREAT.

THE PRIZE MONEY HAS SOARED
TO AN INCREDIBLE