TIME NOW TO HAND OVER TO MINE BREAKFAST HOST
MR DAVID CLIFTON. GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR!

KISS MY FACE!

GUIDE DOGS FOR THE BLIND. IT'S CRUEL, REALLY, ISN'T IT?

I'M ALL RIGHT NOW.

YEP, FAIR POINT.

- ALAN, YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.
- WHO-OO...

LYNN'S A GOOD WORKER,
BUT I SUPPOSE SHE'S A BIT LIKE BURT REYNOLDS.

- HOW LONG DID YOU PUT THIS IN FOR?
- EIGHT MINUTES.

CORIAN IS TO MARBLE AND GRANITE
WHAT MDF IS TO WOOD.

- REALLY?
- INTERESTING FACT.

WHETHER I WANTED AN APPLE OR NOT
WOULD BE A SIDE ISSUE.

- IT'S AT HOME.
- IN AMERICA?

(IMPERSONATING ALAN)
MORNING, SUSAN. AH-A!

THE BEST THING IS PEOPLE COMING UP TO ME...

- THAT'S NOT WATERSPORTS.
- WHAT'S WATERSPORTS?

IT'S LIKE KILROY, BUT WITH TEA,
WAGON WHEELS AND SUE COOK.

- HERE COMES YOUR EGG IN A BAP.
- GREAT. MMM. YUM-YUM.

(HORN TOOTS)