A GLITTERING YEAR AHEAD.

- I'M MONICA. THIS IS CATHERINE.
- HI.

SO BOOK A HOLIDAY WITH HAMILTON'S.
"WAT-ER-WAY" TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

SINGLE-HAND SUE TACKLING THE BUFFET.

- YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A BIT TIGHT IN HERE?
- NOT REALLY.

A COUPLE OF TRAFFIC CONES AND AN OLD MATTRESS.

- TELL HIM THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
- THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.

THAT ONLY APPLIES TO ARCHERS AND JEFFREY ARCHER,

MR PARTRIDGE, UM...

KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE FANCY WORDS. IT WENT TITS UP.

- WHAT ELSE?
- THERE'S A RIVER MARKET.

YOU'D MAKE A VEY GOOD JUDAS.

- I'LL HAVE TO GET IT.
- HELLO?

- ARE THEY REPAIRABLE?
- I'LL JUST CHECK.

PRAY SILENCE, PLEASE,
FOR THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA.

AND COULD YOU TOP IT UP WITH SOME GORDON'S GIN?

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.

A SANITARY BAG?!