I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO MUSIC.
I'VE HEARD YOUR SHOW.

UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

AND THEN I'LL PUT YOU ACROSS MY KNEE
AND SMACK YOUR BARE BOTTOMS.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

- YOU SHOULD SEND IT TO THE FAN CLUB.
- I ALREADY HAVE.

# AND A GOLDEN GIRL

HA-HA-HA-HA. THAT KISSING SOUND
ISN'T SOMEONE KISSING ME, OR KISSING A COCK.

AND THERE'S DALENDESS SHID.

ARE YOU GETTING OUT HERE,
OR ARE YOU GOING ALL THE WAY WITH ME?

THEY WILL WITHSTAND,
AT BEST, ONE AGGRESSIVE BODY SCRUB.

I WISH I WAS. TAKE THIS CHEESE.

- WHOSE IS THAT CARAVAN?
- THE BUILDERS LIVE IN THERE.

- I STARTED ON CRACK.
- THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRACKLING?

TIME FOR MUSIC. WHO'S THIS BEAUTIFUL BLOND
MAN WITH A LOVELY VOICE? IT'S ANNIE LENNOX.

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

- THE BUILDERS.
- YES.

YES, I AM. FOR TREASON AND MURDER.