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WHATEVER. I'M DOING MUCH BETTER THAN HIM.
HOW'S THE GROUTING COMING ALONG?
DON'T FORGET TO RINSE THE BATH.
USE THE SHOWER NOZZLE TO BLAST OFF THE SCUM.
BECAUSE GIN AND TONIC AND BAILEYS
ARE LIKE A LADY'S DRINK, LAGER'S A BOYS' DRINK?
SONJA, THAT WAS CLASSIC INTERCOURSE.
PERHAPS SAY THAT THEY'RE LIKE A MARQUEE FOR TOES
OR A FOOT TENT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECRUIT ME?
SOPHIE, IF I'M STILL HERE IN SEVEN MONTHS,
I HEARD YOUR PHONE-IN, AND I LIKED YOUR CHAT WITH
THE GUY FROM SWAFFHAM. HE WAS A WACKY FELLA!
IT'S A NICE CHEST, BUT FULL OF WIRES.
WOLVES AT THE DOOR. YOU'LL HUFF
AND YOU'LL PUFF AND... WHERE'S THE OTHER PIG?
YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE THIS MILK JUG.
IT'S A BIT LIKE A MUG.
IT'S GOOD.
TWO SUBJECTS WE COULD DISCUSS ALL NIGHT.
OOH!
- CAROLINE, LINE FOUR. HELLO.
- HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN, OR ARE YOU FULL OF SHIT?
- ON THE BUS.
- YOU TOOK THAT ON THE BUS?
A-A-A-A-A...L. LISTEN...